Joke ..:: NSFW ::..

[maximus maximus]

The other day, my friends and I went to this "Gentleman's Club." One of my buddies wanted to impress us, so he pulls out a $10 bill. The "dancer" came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put it on her butt.

Not to be outdone, my other friend pulls out a $50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the $50, and puts it on her other cheek. Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top that?

I got out my wallet, thought for a minute.....then the banker in me took over. I got out my ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and went home.

😀

 

[KLin]

That is the dumbest joke I've ever read :thumbsdown:

 

[IH8 Money]

you need a rimshot
no pun intended

 

[EngenZerO]

So does your atm card smell like arse?

 

[CRXican]

ummm

 

[Kalvin00]

Originally posted by: CRXican
ummm

:thumbsup:

 

[neovan]

you suck!
BAN!

 

[cjgallen]

lame 🙂

 

[PHiuR]

 

[Toastedlightly]

Originally posted by: EngenZerO
So does your atm card smell like arse?

 

[JoeKing]

I like it

not BAN:thumbsdown::|

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: KLin
That is the dumbest joke I've ever read :thumbsdown:

yea. it wasn't really a joke even

 

[Yax]

A better ending to your story would've been:

I called her over and licked her butt.

 

[Yellow Dog]

Which crack did you swipe your card in?