Joke I Heard In Church

[Ladiesnhan]

So I went to church this past Sunday and the priest told this joke that made me chuckle.


This guy who lives in San Francisco is preparing to fly to Hawaii. He is terrified with flying so he prays to God "God can you please build a highway from San Francisco to Hawaii so that I do not have to fly?" God says, "That is a tall order is there anything else you would want instead?" The guy says: "I want to understand women." God says: 'Do you want that bridge four lanes, or two?

 

[ICRS]

Originally posted by: Ladiesnhan
So I went to church this past Sunday and the priest told this joke that made me chuckle.


This guy who lives in San Francisco is preparing to fly to Hawaii. He is terrified with flying so he prays to God "God can you please build a highway from San Francisco to Hawaii so that I do not have to fly?" God says, "That is a tall order is there anything else you would want instead?" The guy says: "I want to understand women." God says: 'Do you want that bridge four lanes, or two?

Not seeing the joke 😕

 

[Fritzo]

Here's one I heard in church:

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a prostitute with diarrhea?"

"The husker shucks between fits."

 

[ViviTheMage]

oy

 

[tailes151]

Originally posted by: ICRS

Originally posted by: Ladiesnhan
So I went to church this past Sunday and the priest told this joke that made me chuckle.


This guy who lives in San Francisco is preparing to fly to Hawaii. He is terrified with flying so he prays to God "God can you please build a highway from San Francisco to Hawaii so that I do not have to fly?" God says, "That is a tall order is there anything else you would want instead?" The guy says: "I want to understand women." God says: 'Do you want that bridge four lanes, or two?

Not seeing the joke 😕

It implies that it would be easier to build a 4 lane highway from San Fran to to Hawaii, than to teach men how to understand women. 😉

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: ICRS

Originally posted by: Ladiesnhan
So I went to church this past Sunday and the priest told this joke that made me chuckle.


This guy who lives in San Francisco is preparing to fly to Hawaii. He is terrified with flying so he prays to God "God can you please build a highway from San Francisco to Hawaii so that I do not have to fly?" God says, "That is a tall order is there anything else you would want instead?" The guy says: "I want to understand women." God says: 'Do you want that bridge four lanes, or two?

Not seeing the joke 😕

saying that building bridge is easier than understanding women

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: Ladiesnhan
So I went to church this past Sunday and the priest told this joke that made me chuckle.


This guy who lives in San Francisco is preparing to fly to Hawaii. He is terrified with flying so he prays to God "God can you please build a highway from San Francisco to Hawaii so that I do not have to fly?" God says, "That is a tall order is there anything else you would want instead?" The guy says: "I want to understand women." God says: 'Do you want that bridge four lanes, or two?

*pats Ladiesnhan on the back* Don't worry, kiddo, you'll get 'em next time.

 

[imported_DocHolliday]

Originally posted by: tailes151

Originally posted by: ICRS

Originally posted by: Ladiesnhan
So I went to church this past Sunday and the priest told this joke that made me chuckle.


This guy who lives in San Francisco is preparing to fly to Hawaii. He is terrified with flying so he prays to God "God can you please build a highway from San Francisco to Hawaii so that I do not have to fly?" God says, "That is a tall order is there anything else you would want instead?" The guy says: "I want to understand women." God says: 'Do you want that bridge four lanes, or two?

Not seeing the joke 😕

It implies that it would be easier to build a 4 lane highway from San Fran to to Hawaii, than to teach men how to understand women. 😉

And here I thought it was a gay joke! Silly me 😉

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: ICRS

Originally posted by: Ladiesnhan
So I went to church this past Sunday and the priest told this joke that made me chuckle.


This guy who lives in San Francisco is preparing to fly to Hawaii. He is terrified with flying so he prays to God "God can you please build a highway from San Francisco to Hawaii so that I do not have to fly?" God says, "That is a tall order is there anything else you would want instead?" The guy says: "I want to understand women." God says: 'Do you want that bridge four lanes, or two?

Not seeing the joke 😕

That's because you're dumb.

 

[imported_apocalypse]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Here's one I heard in church:

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a prostitute with diarrhea?"

"The husker shucks between fits."

lol. thats nasty, but funny.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Here's one I heard in church:

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a prostitute with diarrhea?"

"The husker shucks between fits."

HAHAHA i like that one 🙂