joke, humor me, comment on it, add your own, and yes its from an email

[ArkAoss]

Two guys were taking chemistry at the University of Alabama.
They were so confident going into the final that a day
before, they decided to go up to the University of Tennessee
and party with some friends.
They had a great time.However,
they got drunk, over slept and missed the the final exam.

Rather than fail the course, they found their professor
and explained why they missed the final. They told him
that they went up to the University of Tennessee to study
and had planned to come back in time.
but that they had a flat tire on the way back, and didn't have a
spare, and couldn't get help for a long time, so they were
late in getting back to campus.
The professor thought this
over and told them they could make up a new final on the
following day.
The two guys were very relieved.
They studied that
night and went in the next day for the final.
The professor
placed them in separate rooms, and handed each of them a test
booklet and told them to begin.

They looked at the first problem, which was worth 5 points.
It was something simple.
"Cool," they thought. "This is going
to be easy."
They did that problem and then turned thepage.

Question #2 said: "Which tire?" (95 Points

 

[zippy]

Hahahahah! That's a good one.

 

[Pyxis]

ROFLMAO! Good one.

 

[Mister T]

I liked it.

 

[cxim]

& they both got A's

first guys answer:
Sir, your daughter is not pregnant & we don't have to get married.

2nd guys answer:
I have attached some 'personal' photos of you and a cheerleader that we had planned to run in the next issue of the school paper. However, if I do well on this exam, I will have to leave for Anartica before the press deadline.

 

[guyver01]

LMAO!! good one! this is going into my save file!

<-- now knows to make sure the story is complete without loose ends before lying

 

[DannyLove]

nice!!!!!!!!!!!, that was a nice little laugh. but nothing tops that good joke about the penis writing to his job or something like that, that was a &quot;ROTF&quot; joke. hehe, still made me laugh

 

[Zapster]

That joke has been around for at least 15 years. It doesn't get better with age.