Amused
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At 85 years of age, Morris marries LouAnne, a lovely 25- year-old.
Because her new husband is so old, LouAnne decides that on their wedding
night, she and Morris are to have separate bedrooms. The newlywed is
concerned that her new husband may over exert himself if they spend the
entire night together.
After the wedding festivities, LouAnne prepares herself for bed, and for the
expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens,
and there is her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.
All goes well, whereupon Morris takes leave of LouAnne, and she prepares to
go to sleep.
After a few minutes, LouAnne hears another knock on her bedroom door.
It's Morris, and he's again ready for action! Somewhat surprised, LouAnne
consents to further coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses
LouAnne, bids her a fond goodnight, and leaves. LouAnne is set to go to
sleep again.
However, after a few short minutes, there is another knock at her door, and
there he is again... Morris, as fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for a bit
more action! And again they enjoy one another.
As Morris is once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, "I am
thoroughly impressed that at your age, honey, you could perform 3 times!
I've been with guys less than a third your age who were only good once!
You're a great lover, Morris."
Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne and says, "You mean I was
here already?"
Because her new husband is so old, LouAnne decides that on their wedding
night, she and Morris are to have separate bedrooms. The newlywed is
concerned that her new husband may over exert himself if they spend the
entire night together.
After the wedding festivities, LouAnne prepares herself for bed, and for the
expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens,
and there is her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.
All goes well, whereupon Morris takes leave of LouAnne, and she prepares to
go to sleep.
After a few minutes, LouAnne hears another knock on her bedroom door.
It's Morris, and he's again ready for action! Somewhat surprised, LouAnne
consents to further coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses
LouAnne, bids her a fond goodnight, and leaves. LouAnne is set to go to
sleep again.
However, after a few short minutes, there is another knock at her door, and
there he is again... Morris, as fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for a bit
more action! And again they enjoy one another.
As Morris is once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, "I am
thoroughly impressed that at your age, honey, you could perform 3 times!
I've been with guys less than a third your age who were only good once!
You're a great lover, Morris."
Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne and says, "You mean I was
here already?"
