A man comes home from work, sits down in front of the TV and says to his wife, "Gimme a beer before it starts". So she brings him a beer.
Fifteen minutes later he agains says, "Gimme a beer before it starts". So she brings him another beer.
Another 15 minutes pass and the man says it again. This time his wife says, "Haven't you had enough? It's been a half-hour and you've already had two beers. You're a drunken couch potato!" The husband grumbles, "Now it starts."
Fifteen minutes later he agains says, "Gimme a beer before it starts". So she brings him another beer.
Another 15 minutes pass and the man says it again. This time his wife says, "Haven't you had enough? It's been a half-hour and you've already had two beers. You're a drunken couch potato!" The husband grumbles, "Now it starts."