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Joke #5

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A slimy fellow proposed a one dollar bar bet to a full figured girl. Despite her dress being buttoned to the neck, he could touch her breasts without touching her clothes. Since this didn't seem remotely possible, she was intrigued and accepted the bet.

He stepped up, cupped his hands around her breasts and squeezed firmly. With a baffled look, she said, "Hey, you touched my clothes" and he replied, "Okay. I owe you a dollar."
 
I knew it already, but it's still cool. Another cool one is:"I can crack an egg on your head without getting egg on you." "No way in hell!" "I'll give you ?5 if it doesn't work, but I assure you, it works." "Okay" *break egg on head* *give ?5*

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Originally posted by: Vegitto
I knew it already, but it's still cool. Another cool one is:"I can crack an egg on your head without getting egg on you." "No way in hell!" "I'll give you ?5 if it doesn't work, but I assure you, it works." "Okay" *break egg on head* *give ?5*

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Somehow with Euros it's just not as funny.
 
Originally posted by: Kenazo
Originally posted by: Vegitto
I knew it already, but it's still cool. Another cool one is:"I can crack an egg on your head without getting egg on you." "No way in hell!" "I'll give you ?5 if it doesn't work, but I assure you, it works." "Okay" *break egg on head* *give ?5*

😀
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Somehow with Euros it's just not as funny.
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because thats like $11.. Not worth it
 
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