- Jul 28, 2003
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A family is enjoying a day at the circus when the young boy
points at the elephant. He says, "Mom whats that long thing
on the elephant?"
She says, "That's his trunk."
He replies, "No mom, behind the trunk."
She says, "Well that's his tail."
Frustrated, he says, "No mom, I know what the trunk and tail
look like but it's in front of his tail."
She says, "Oh that's nothing."
He turns to the father and says, "Hey dad what's the long thing
on the elephant not his trunk or his tail?"
The father says, "Well that's the elephant's penis, son."
Puzzled the boy looks up at his father and says, "Well why'd
mom say it was nothing?"
The father puffs his chest out and says, "Well son, I spoil
that woman!"
points at the elephant. He says, "Mom whats that long thing
on the elephant?"
She says, "That's his trunk."
He replies, "No mom, behind the trunk."
She says, "Well that's his tail."
Frustrated, he says, "No mom, I know what the trunk and tail
look like but it's in front of his tail."
She says, "Oh that's nothing."
He turns to the father and says, "Hey dad what's the long thing
on the elephant not his trunk or his tail?"
The father says, "Well that's the elephant's penis, son."
Puzzled the boy looks up at his father and says, "Well why'd
mom say it was nothing?"
The father puffs his chest out and says, "Well son, I spoil
that woman!"
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