A Internet poster is at the beach when he discovers a ancient
looking oil lantern sticking out of the sand. He rubs the sand off with a
towel and a genie pops out. The genie offers to grant him one wish. The
physicist retrieves a map of the world from his car an circles the Middle
East and tells the genie, "I wish you to bring peace in this region".
After 10 long minutes of deliberation, the genie replies, "Gee, there are
lots of problems there with Lebanon, Iraq, Israel, and all those other
places. This is awfully embarrassing. I've never had to do this before, but
I'm just going to have to ask you for another wish. This one is just too
much for me".
Taken aback, the internet poster thinks a bit and asks, I wish that you could make sure everyone who posts on ATOT gets laid at least once.
After another deliberation the genie asks, "Could I see that map again?"
looking oil lantern sticking out of the sand. He rubs the sand off with a
towel and a genie pops out. The genie offers to grant him one wish. The
physicist retrieves a map of the world from his car an circles the Middle
East and tells the genie, "I wish you to bring peace in this region".
After 10 long minutes of deliberation, the genie replies, "Gee, there are
lots of problems there with Lebanon, Iraq, Israel, and all those other
places. This is awfully embarrassing. I've never had to do this before, but
I'm just going to have to ask you for another wish. This one is just too
much for me".
Taken aback, the internet poster thinks a bit and asks, I wish that you could make sure everyone who posts on ATOT gets laid at least once.
After another deliberation the genie asks, "Could I see that map again?"
