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Join the Anandtech Bar Association!

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DevilsAdvocate

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Lawyers represent! Law students represent!

Membership is restricted to members of any state's bar - or anybody with a pending application for membership in one of these things (you will be immediately added to the Anandtech Student Bar Association, and you may convert your membership to the Anandtech Bar Association on passage of your state's bar exam).

Our motto - "I passed the bar once, and I will never pass another one." 😉

 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: mugs
I like to drink at a bar. Does that count?
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Maybe. We'll have to open that up to our members. Oh wait... I'm the only one, so far. 😀

Quick say something legal.
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Objection!
 
Originally posted by: skyking
Legal?
flagrante delicto

summa cum lauda than anotha brotha
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Ok - here's a question.

You just nailed a stripper that you found out was underage. You have 20 feet of chain, a gallon of bleach, and a car battery. She is talking about reporting you to the police.

How do you minimize your exposure to criminal charges?
 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: skyking
Legal?
flagrante delicto

summa cum lauda than anotha brotha
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Ok - here's a question.

You just nailed a stripper that you found out was underage. You have 20 feet of chain, a gallon of bleach, and a car battery. She is talking about reporting you to the police.

How do you minimize your exposure to criminal charges?
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sue the strip joint for hiring underage girls.
 
I figured this was going to be a thread for all the ATOT law "experts" to legitamize their expertise with a ATOT Bar Certification.
 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Lawyers represent! Law students represent!

Membership is restricted to members of any state's bar - or anybody with a pending application for membership in one of these things (you will be immediately added to the Anandtech Student Bar Association, and you may convert your membership to the Anandtech Bar Association on passage of your state's bar exam).

Our motto - "I passed the bar once, and I will never pass another one." 😉
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Come on DA, how many people would own up to being a lawyer? 😉
 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: mugs
I like to drink at a bar. Does that count?
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Maybe. We'll have to open that up to our members. Oh wait... I'm the only one, so far. 😀

Quick say something legal.
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with regards to the foregoing:

such a club as the AnandTech Bar Association (hereinafter "ATBA") would be intriguing for the following reasons, to-wit:
  1. 1. exclusive membership
  1. 2. washroom privileges
  1. 3. slapping newbs
as such, the ATBA would give a defined benefit, substance, and mad props to its membership, and such membership would undoubtedly accrue a heightened status amongst AnandTech Off Topic'ers (hereinafter "ATOTers").

therefore, the undersigned would like to apply.

please process the application in your usual and customary manner with the papers of the ATBA. please date stamp the copy of the application, enclosed herewith, and return to the offices of the undersigned.

please do not hestitate to contact the undersigned if you have any questions

very truly yours

elfenix

I hereby certify that a true and correct copy of the foregoing document was forwarded to opposing counsel and parties in interest as indicated hereinbelow on this the 3rd day of March, 2006.

Anand via CMRRR 7004 6689 0000 5846 5816
 
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: mugs
I like to drink at a bar. Does that count?
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Maybe. We'll have to open that up to our members. Oh wait... I'm the only one, so far. 😀

Quick say something legal.
Click to expand...

with regards to the foregoing:

such a club as the AnandTech Bar Association (hereinafter "ATBA") would be intriguing for the following reasons, to-wit:
  1. 1. exclusive membership
  1. 2. washroom privileges
  1. 3. slapping newbs
as such, the ATBA would give a defined benefit, substance, and mad props to its membership, and such membership would undoubtedly accrue a heightened status amongst AnandTech Off Topic'ers (hereinafter "ATOTers").

therefore, the undersigned would like to apply.

please process the application in your usual and customary manner with the papers of the ATBA. please date stamp the copy of the application, enclosed herewith, and return to the offices of the undersigned.

please do not hestitate to contact the undersigned if you have any questions

very truly yours

elfenix

I hereby certify that a true and correct copy of the foregoing document was forwarded to opposing counsel and parties in interest as indicated hereinbelow on this the 3rd day of March, 2006.

Anand via CMRRR 7004 6689 0000 5846 5816
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Damn, son. That was pretty good. You're in. 😀 Recruit your brethren.
 
Originally posted by: jadinolf
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Lawyers represent! Law students represent!

Membership is restricted to members of any state's bar - or anybody with a pending application for membership in one of these things (you will be immediately added to the Anandtech Student Bar Association, and you may convert your membership to the Anandtech Bar Association on passage of your state's bar exam).

Our motto - "I passed the bar once, and I will never pass another one." 😉
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Come on DA, how many people would own up to being a lawyer? 😉
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Plenty. Hater.
 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: bradruth
I've read way more Supreme Court cases than I ever wanted to...does that count?
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As a litigant? Did you get a chubby readin about the Anna Nicole case. (Cuz I sure did. 😉)
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As a student. If I have to discuss Marbury v. Madison again I'm gonna hurt someone...not to mention all those Interstate Commerce clauses and the court's ridiculous inconsistency.
 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: bradruth
I've read way more Supreme Court cases than I ever wanted to...does that count?
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As a litigant? Did you get a chubby readin about the Anna Nicole case. (Cuz I sure did. 😉)
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that reminds me, i need to check my email for the LII update! (and mark stancil's, of baker botts)
 
Does it could that i've been lazy. I'm a 3rd year and have yet to submit my bar app 🙂

Maybe next weekend 😀 :beer:
 
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