Johnny Knoxville's small penis declaration

[Brutuskend]

Johnny Knoxville's small penis declaration
August 31, 2005, 1:35:55

Johnny Knoxville has a small penis, he claims. .

The former 'Jackass' star, famed for his wild antics on the popular MTV show, says his member comes up short. .

He said: "It looks like an egg in a nest. This girl once said to me, 'Who are you going to satisfy with that little thing?' I said, 'Me!' Meanwhile, Johnny had admitted is ready for sex every minute of every day. .

The heartthrob claims he is always lusting after beautiful women, telling Britain's More magazine: "To be honest I'm pretty much generally horny. The one time I wasn't was when I had concussion."

 

[Juice Box]

Tiny Cocksville!

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Johnny Knoxville's small penis declaration
August 31, 2005, 1:35:55

Johnny Knoxville has a small penis, he claims. .

The former 'Jackass' star, famed for his wild antics on the popular MTV show, says his member comes up short. .

He said: "It looks like an egg in a nest. This girl once said to me, 'Who are you going to satisfy with that little thing?' I said, 'Me!' Meanwhile, Johnny had admitted is ready for sex every minute of every day. .

The heartthrob claims he is always lusting after beautiful women, telling Britain's More magazine: "To be honest I'm pretty much generally horny. The one time I wasn't was when I had concussion."

:Q

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Juice Box
Tiny Cocksville!

LMFAO :laugh:

Cheers Juice Box :beer:

 

[Howard]

Heartthrob? WTF?

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

I guess that makes two of them - if memory serves, Steve-O has a tattoo that reads, "I have a small wiener," with "wiener" misspelled.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Howard
Heartthrob? WTF?

exactly.

 

[ondarkness]

Originally posted by: DonVito
I guess that makes two of them - if memory serves, Steve-O has a tattoo that reads, "I have a small wiener," with "wiener" misspelled.

lol

 

[mwtgg]

Heartthrob? Is this article from The Onion or something?

 

[MrCodeDude]

Originally posted by: mwtgg
Heartthrob? Is this article from The Onion or something?

He's so hunky.

 

[DAGTA]

Why does anyone care?

 

[klah]

Who? A rapper?

 

[Rip the Jacker]

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Why does anyone care?

QFT

 

[sleuth bandit]

Howard Stern claims the same thing.

Apparantly it's hip to have a small penis.

 

[StevenYoo]

Originally posted by: sleuth bandit
Howard Stern claims the same thing.

Apparantly it's hip to have a small penis.

if having a small penis is hip,

then i'm Miles Davis.

 

[mchammer]

Originally posted by: ItmPls

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Why does anyone care?

QFT

 

[longballmaniac]

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Why does anyone care?

to make all of us feel better about ourselves!!!! DUH!

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: StevenYoo

Originally posted by: sleuth bandit
Howard Stern claims the same thing.

Apparantly it's hip to have a small penis.

if having a small penis is hip,

then i'm Miles Davis.

Actually it's so tiny, you'd be Kayne West

 

[AdamSnow]

Originally posted by: Juice Box
Tiny Cocksville!

:laugh: That's great!!

 

[RGN]

Originally posted by: StevenYoo

Originally posted by: sleuth bandit
Howard Stern claims the same thing.

Apparantly it's hip to have a small penis.

if having a small penis is hip,

then i'm Miles Davis.

Well... sucks to be you!

 

[KoolDrew]

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Why does anyone care?

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: StevenYoo

Originally posted by: sleuth bandit
Howard Stern claims the same thing.

Apparantly it's hip to have a small penis.

if having a small penis is hip,

then i'm Miles Davis.

nice billy madison reference. :thumbsup:

 

[StormRider]

I hope it's true.... I need someone to look up to.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: StormRider
I hope it's true.... I need someone to look up to.

If you're looking up at small penises, that's at least some action for you.

- M4H

 

[StormRider]

Originally posted by: sleuth bandit
Howard Stern claims the same thing.

Apparantly it's hip to have a small penis.

I also heard he admitted it was 6 inches -- which in my opinion means that Howard was all an act. However, some of the things he said about his penis hits very close to home that it makes me thing Howard is a grower. In other words, he's very small when flacid so he would know all about what it's like to have a small penis but when he's erect, he's normal sized.