"Johnny Depp says feces in bed was last straw in marriage to Amber Heard"

[zinfamous]

He still wins and gives HER money away to charity. Should teach her to keep her lying mouth shut.

BUT I'm guessing that would be too easy if she did the logical thing.

And just so you fine people know, any girl born on 4th, 13th or 22nd is not going to keep her mouth shut. May wanna consider that before dating such a girl. (Not saying that girls shouldn't speak out against violence. Just that a guy should be extra careful with such a girl. Things can be misunderstood and then you will have to deal with your dirty laundry aired by her in front of the world).

Astrology isn't real, you crazy person.

 

[igor_kavinski]

Astrology isn't real, you crazy person.

I leave messages like that coz Google actively indexes these forums. In case anyone like me encounters my post, it will help them.

Regarding what is real or not, I believe Calculus isn't real. It was sort of "invented". Maybe there's an easier way of doing things but everyone just jumped on the Calculus bandwagon and here we are, with Calculus being taught in Computer Science degrees but almost no one has any practical use for it in their IT careers. My belief stems from my experience. My experience is that Calculus is useless and astrology isn't crap (well, not all of it).

 

[igor_kavinski]

I'll never forget that Dolph Lundgren allegedly cried on the set of The Expendable when Sylvester Stallone got pissed and called him a 'retard' lol.

Amber likes sensitive men

 

[Torn Mind]

I leave messages like that coz Google actively indexes these forums. In case anyone like me encounters my post, it will help them.

Regarding what is real or not, I believe Calculus isn't real. It was sort of "invented". Maybe there's an easier way of doing things but everyone just jumped on the Calculus bandwagon and here we are, with Calculus being taught in Computer Science degrees but almost no one has any practical use for it in their IT careers. My belief stems from my experience. My experience is that Calculus is useless and astrology isn't crap (well, not all of it).

Calculus would be a much more desirable subject if the human butt of a supermodel were used in calculating area under a curve.

 

[igor_kavinski]

Calculus would be a much more desirable subject if the human butt of a supermodel were used in calculating area under a curve.

But what would be the use of calculating the area of that butt?

 

[brianmanahan]

Regarding what is real or not, I believe Calculus isn't real. It was sort of "invented".

lol what

My experience is that Calculus is useless and astrology isn't crap (well, not all of it).

LOL WHAT

 

[igor_kavinski]

lol what

Watch Veritasium's Youtube video on the origins of calculus.

LOL WHAT

Keep a notebook and write down everything you experience from people of different dates of birth.

Ask them their date of birth. Most people you interact with regularly won't mind sharing that info.

As your notebook fills up, ponder on it, like a detective.

You will start seeing patterns.

You could go one step further and make a graph database of the relationships.

And you will become a believer, despite utter disbelief.

I did none of the manual stuff above. My mind is enough coz it has nothing more important to do.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Calculus is very real. Make sure to floss your teeth regularly.