Johnny Cochran just died

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Stark

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jerry falwell is in critical condition as well... two of america's least favorite men going downhill on the same day.
 

Baked

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Originally posted by: MaxDepth
Yeah but this is more newsworthy and more fvcked up:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7326932/
The national director of programs for the Boy Scouts of America has been charged with possession and distribution of child pornography, the U.S. Attorneys said Tuesday.

Yes, I saw that one instead. That sick fvck should get neutered.
 

Drakkon

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now what happens if both the pope and terry shivo (sp?) fall today? do we get like a death trifecta?
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: glen
I wonder what he is going to say when he sees Nicole?
*ouch*

but so true.


the guy was just doing his job though, and he did a damn good job. even though OJ was guilty as friggin sin.

 

ActuaryTm

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Jackie Chiles cries in disbelief
That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable. Your comment is outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

Totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
 

Shortcut

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Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Originally posted by: NFS4
Jackie Chiles cries in disbelief
That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable. Your comment is outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

Totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

and sacrilicious!
 

mobobuff

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Originally posted by: Shortcut
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Originally posted by: NFS4
Jackie Chiles cries in disbelief
That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable. Your comment is outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

Totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

and sacrilicious!

lol... chocolate covered bible
 

dak125

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MSNBC changed it from "Johnny Cochran dies from illness" to

"Attorney Johnnie Cochran, who represented O.J. Simpson, has died after an illness" within minutes :).
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Originally posted by: NFS4
Jackie Chiles cries in disbelief
That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable. Your comment is outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

Totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

Damn fools! Look at that! We got nothin'

Now, nothin'! I've been practicing law for 25 years, you're listenin'
to a caddy! This is a public humiliation! You can't let the defendant
have control of the key piece of evidence. Plus, she's trying it on
over a leotard, of course a bra's not gonna fit on over a leotard. A
bra gotta fit right up a person's skin, LIKE A GLOVE!!!!
 

GoingUp

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now all we need is farwell to kick the bucket... throw in jesse jackson and the level of bullshite in the world will decrease by half
 

ActuaryTm

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Plus, she's trying it on over a leotard, of course a bra's not gonna fit on over a leotard. A bra gotta fit right up a person's skin, like a glove
Oh, and by the way, they're real, and they're spectacular.
 

DanTMWTMP

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Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Originally posted by: glen
I wonder what he is going to say when he sees Nicole?
He won't be in the same place as Nicole.

:Q :Q

hah.. wait, but didn't nicole commit adultry?

so yes, both will be in the same place still no?
 

NFS4

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Los Angeles - Johnnie L. Cochran Jr., the dynamic, eminently quotable attorney whose televised murder defense of O.J. Simpson made him a legal superstar, died Tuesday. He was 67.

Cochran died of a brain disorder in Los Angeles, said law partner Randy McMurray.

?Certainly, Johnnie?s career will be noted as one marked by celebrity cases and clientele,? the family said in a statement. ?But he and his family were most proud of the work he did on behalf of those in the community.?

With his colorful suits and ties, his gift for courtroom oratory and a knack for coining memorable phrases, Cochran was a vivid addition to the pantheon of great American barristers.

Drama in the courtroom
His catchphrase in the Simpson trial, ?If it doesn?t fit, you must acquit,? would be quoted and parodied for years. It derived from a dramatic moment during which Simpson tried on a pair of bloodstained ?murder gloves? to show jurors they did not fit. Some legal experts called it the turning point in the trial.

Soon after, jurors found the Hall of Fame football star not guilty of the 1994 slayings of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend Ronald Goldman.

For Cochran, Simpson?s acquittal was the crowning achievement in a career notable for victories, often in cases with racial themes. He was a black man known for championing the causes of black defendants. Some of them, like Simpson, were famous, but more often than not they were unknowns.

Celebrities, and unknown clients
?The clients I?ve cared about the most are the No Js, the ones who nobody knows,? said Cochran, who proudly displayed copies in his office of the multimillion-dollar checks he won for ordinary citizens who said they were abused by police.

?People in New York and Los Angeles, especially mothers in the African-American community, are more afraid of the police injuring or killing their children than they are of muggers on the corner,? he once said.

By the time Simpson called, the byword in the black community for defendants facing serious charges was: ?Get Johnnie.?

Over the years, Cochran represented football great Jim Brown on rape and assault charges, actor Todd Bridges on attempted murder charges, rapper Tupac Shakur on a weapons charge and rapper Snoop Dogg on a murder charge.

Headline-grabbing cases
He also represented former Black Panther Elmer ?Geronimo? Pratt, who spent 27 years in prison for a murder he didn?t commit. When Cochran helped Pratt win his freedom in 1997, he called the moment ?the happiest day of my life practicing law.?

He won a $760,000 award in a wrongful death lawsuit filed by the family of Ron Settles, a black college football star who died in police custody in 1981. Cochran challenged police claims that Settles hanged himself in jail after a speeding arrest. The player?s body was exhumed, an autopsy performed and it revealed Settles had been choked.

His clients also included Haitian immigrant Abner Louima, who was tortured by New York police, and Tyisha Miller, a 19-year-old black woman shot to death by Riverside police who said she reached for a gun on her lap when they broke her car window in an effort to disarm her.

But the attention he received from all of those cases didn?t come remotely close to the fame the Simpson case brought him.

Celebrity in his own right
After Simpson?s acquittal, Cochran appeared on countless TV talk shows, was awarded his own Court TV show, traveled the world over giving speeches, and was endlessly parodied in films and on such TV shows as ?Seinfeld? and ?South Park.?

In ?Lethal Weapon 3,? comedian Chris Rock plays a policeman who advises a criminal suspect he has a right to an attorney, then warns him: ?If you get Johnnie Cochran, I?ll kill you.?

The flamboyant Cochran enjoyed that parody so much he even quoted it in his autobiography, ?A Lawyer?s Life.?

?It was fun. At times it was a lot of fun,? he said of the lampooning he received. ?And I knew that accepting it good-naturedly, even participating in it, helped soothe some of the angry feelings from the Simpson case.?

Indeed, the verdict had done more than just divide the country along racial lines, with most blacks believing Simpson was innocent and most whites certain he was guilty. It also left many of those certain of Simpson?s guilt furious at Cochran, the leader of a so-called ?Dream Team? of expensive celebrity lawyers that included F. Lee Bailey, Robert Shapiro, Barry Scheck and Peter Neufeld.

But in legal circles, the verdict represented the pinnacle of success for a respected attorney who had toiled in the Los Angeles legal profession for three decades.

His rise through the ranks
Born in Shreveport, La., the great-grandson of slaves, grandson of a sharecropper and son of an insurance salesman, Cochran came to Los Angeles with his family in 1949. In the 1950s, he became one of two dozen black students integrated into Los Angeles High School.

Even as a child, he had loved to argue, and in high school he excelled in debate.

He came to idolize Thurgood Marshall, the attorney who persuaded the U.S. Supreme Court to outlaw school segregation in the 1954 Brown vs. Board of Education decision and who would eventually become the Supreme Court?s first black justice.

?I didn?t know too much about what a lawyer did, or how he worked, but I knew that if one man could cause this great stir, then the law must be a wondrous thing,? Cochran said in his book. ?I read everything I could find about Thurgood Marshall and confirmed that a single dedicated man could use the law to change society.?

After graduating from UCLA, Cochran earned a law degree from Loyola University. He spent two years in the Los Angeles city attorney?s office before establishing his own practice.

He briefly became a special assistant to the Los Angeles County district attorney in the 1970s, setting up a unit to prosecute domestic violence cases.

After returning to private practice, Cochran built his firm into a personal injury giant with more than 100 lawyers and offices around the country.

Private person
Flamboyant in public, he kept his private life shrouded in secrecy, and when some of those secrets became public following a 1978 divorce, they were startling.

His first marriage, to his college sweetheart, Barbara Berry, produced two daughters, Melodie and Tiffany. During their divorce, it came to light that for 10 years Cochran had secretly maintained a ?second family,? which included a son.

When that relationship soured, his mistress, Patricia Sikora, sued him for palimony and the case was settled privately in 2004.

Although he frequently took police departments on in court, Cochran denied being anti-police and supported the decision of his only son, Jonathan, to join the California Highway Patrol.

He counted among his closest friends Los Angeles City Councilman Bernard Parks, the city?s former police chief, and the late Mayor Tom Bradley, who had been a Los Angeles police lieutenant before going into politics.

But in the Simpson case, Cochran turned the murder trial into an indictment of the Police Department, suggesting officers planted evidence in an effort to frame the former football star because he was a black celebrity.

Beloved in the black community
By the time Simpson was acquitted, Cochran and co-counsel Shapiro were on the outs. Shapiro, who is white, had accused Cochran of playing the race card and of dealing it ?from the bottom of the deck.?

Simpson, meanwhile, was held liable for the killings following a 1997 civil trial and ordered to pay the Brown and Goldman families $33.5 million in restitution. Cochran didn?t represent him in that case.

After Simpson, Cochran stepped out of the criminal trial arena, concentrating instead on civil matters. For a time, he represented high-profile athletes and music stars in contract matters.

He remained a beloved figure in the black community, admired as a lawyer who was relentless in his pursuit of justice and as a philanthropist who helped fund a UCLA scholarship, a low-income housing complex and a New Jersey legal academy, among other charitable endeavors.