John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Spork.

Yes, Spork all the way.

Spork beat Maxima
Spork beat Coke
Why, Spork EVEN beat BRUCE! :Q

Yes, Spork.

WRONG!!!!

my Knispork beats all...its a knife, fork and spoon....has a cutting edge baby....thats right...

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Spork.

Yes, Spork all the way.

Spork beat Maxima
Spork beat Coke
Why, Spork EVEN beat BRUCE! :Q

Yes, Spork.

WRONG!!!!

my Knispork beats all...its a knife, fork and spoon....has a cutting edge baby....thats right...

:camera:s?

 

[ScrapSilicon]

Eastwood ..never ditched military service as well

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Spork.

Yes, Spork all the way.

Spork beat Maxima
Spork beat Coke
Why, Spork EVEN beat BRUCE! :Q

Yes, Spork.

WRONG!!!!

my Knispork beats all...its a knife, fork and spoon....has a cutting edge baby....thats right...

:camera:s?

no sorry so pics of my knispork..of my sexy knispork...curvaceous knispork...

then everyone will want her....waitign outside my house holding up signs about her leavign me for u regular spork holders...

pics? never i tell you NEVER!!!


Cliffnotes: No pics..

 

[Wallydraigle]

Eastwood by default, since he's alive and Wayne isn't😉


But actually John Wayne had a lot of health problems, and he would probably keel over and die if Eastwood started wailing on him.

 

[nater]

Originally posted by: yamahaXS
Eastwood would get beat to a bloody pulp and then trick the Duke into thinking he was dead. Then he would come back, kill all of the duke's gang, beat the sh!t out of him, make him dig his own grave, put a noose around his neck, force him to balance on his tombstone or face hanging, then from 200 yards, he would shoot the rope and make the Duke fall into his grave, stunned and shaking but still alive.

hell yeah...Eastwood was a badass in his westerns. I have a "The Man With No Name" poster hanging on my wall 🙂

 

[Beau]

ipwnj00 pwns j00!


(other...)

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: incallisto
The Duke would kick Clint Eastwood's skinny ass.

I agree

Ausm

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: morkinva
The Duke? I dunno, you could always see the big wind up before he threw a punch so you'd have plenty of time to get outta the way 😛

plus the duke always needs sidekicks to finish off the bad guys, whereas eastwood takes 'em singlehandedly. 🙂

 

[BurnItDwn]

I vote for Josey Wales. Josey wales would Whomp on the duke.

 

[IGBT]

Eastwood's not a lunger...

 

[DorkBoy]

Eastwood all the way.

but, if McGuyver ever had a "western" movie he would win, without even a gun.:Q

 

[shiner]

What the hell is wrong with your people that voted for Eastwood? John Wayne would make Clint his bitch in no time flat. Hell haven't you ever seen the horseback charge of the one-eyed fat man in True Grit?

The only thing that would save Eastwood in a fight with Wayne is that he isn't Indian or Japanese.

 

[Gaard]

This is my gun, Clyde!

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: DorkBoy
Eastwood all the way.

but, if McGuyver ever had a "western" movie he would win, without even a gun.:Q

but, if BRUCE LEE ever had a "western" movie then he would win, without even a gun. :Q

 

[alkemyst]

the pink power ranger.