John Stamos Had Fling With 17-Year-Old Girl, Night With Cocaine & Strippers: Lawyer

[erikistired]

Well, contrary to internet belief, not every woman will spread their legs at the sight of shiny trinkets and/or handsom celebrities.

this is John Stamos, not just any handsome celebrity. so i second the shens.

 

[NFS4]

this is John Stamos, not just any handsome celebrity. so i second the shens.

I bet she opened up faster than a NYC Chinese restaurant on Christmas Day.

 

[Lean L]

I bet she opened up faster than a NYC Chinese restaurant on Christmas Day.

Someone's gotta feed them eager asians.... Hmm, what am I referring to?

 

[mrjminer]

If my girlfriend/wife banged John Stamos, I'd brag.

"Come touch the man who is banging someone that banged John Stamos."

 

[tcsenter]

Glad I'm not famous. Its not like the 'old days' when celebrities and other public figures could get their freak on with younger star-struck (sexually mature) women who wanted to be 'corrupted'. The attention they received and a little hush money was enough.

These days, they always have a boyfriend or mother conspiring with them, a camera in their pocket, and a publicist or lawyer. Thanks to those bitches (mother-daughter team) that conspired to bushwhack Rob Lowe.

 

[Krazy4Real]

if my girlfriend/wife banged john stamos, i'd brag.

"come touch the man who is banging someone that banged john stamos."

lol!

 

[DangerAardvark]

This is how you repay John Stamos for his bag of cocaine and generous offer of mouth pleasure? HOW DARE YOU.

 

[NFS4]

This woman wouldn't have turned down oral pleasure:

 

[TallBill]

I wouldn't feel morally wrong if I slept with 17 year old.

 

[dainthomas]

Oral sex? He must have a small dick. Also, hitting on women and buying them things before you lay down the pipe screams "I have no confidence and my dick is small so have this to compensate".

You seem to spend a lot of time thinking about John Stamos' dick.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Oral sex? He must have a small dick. Also, hitting on women and buying them things before you lay down the pipe screams "I have no confidence and my dick is small so have this to compensate".

You sleep with women before hitting on them? Are you a rapist by any chance?

 

[OCGuy]

That man is a cocksmith.

 

[mrjminer]

You seem to spend a lot of time thinking about John Stamos' dick.

I know I do -- but only about how I want to be it.

 

[FelixDeCat]

How could chicks dig him? His nose is crooked and he smells funny.

 

[Wyndru]

he smells funny.

You have smelled him before?

Stalker? :hmm:

 

[vi edit]

You have smelled him before?

Stalker? :hmm:

That's because Stamos stinks like sex. Something Felix probably isn't using to smelling.

:awe:

 

[olds]

Oral sex? He must have a small dick. Also, hitting on women and buying them things before you lay down the pipe screams "I have no confidence and my dick is small so have this to compensate".

Or he has money to blow.

 

[BoberFett]

This woman wouldn't have turned down oral pleasure:

Yeah, but she's retard.

 

[JSt0rm]

Oral sex? He must have a small dick. Also, hitting on women and buying them things before you lay down the pipe screams "I have no confidence and my dick is small so have this to compensate".

you know nothing of sex with women.

 

[sandorski]

For some reason, my gaydar always went off whenever I saw this dude on talk shows. I think it may be broken after reading this story.

You need to turn it around....

 

[spaceman]

fuckers gonna fuck

 

[WT]

Such a letdown knowing that you were banging Rebecca Romijn, and now you hafta settle for younger rather than prettier.

Stripper: Hey, I just fvcked the guy that usta fvck Rebecca Romijn !! Anybody wanna sniff his man-scent ??

 

[duragezic]

Marquette, MI. Been there a many of times. Funny to me such a cold ass place some maps place as part of Canada in the national news.

 

[Wag]

In secret John Stamos and Rob Lowe are actually the same guy.

 

[Fritzo]

Stamos is like George Clooney 2.0 with the ladies.