John Stamos Had Fling With 17-Year-Old Girl, Night With Cocaine & Strippers: Lawyer

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mrjminer

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Dec 2, 2005
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If my girlfriend/wife banged John Stamos, I'd brag.

"Come touch the man who is banging someone that banged John Stamos."
 
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tcsenter

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Glad I'm not famous. Its not like the 'old days' when celebrities and other public figures could get their freak on with younger star-struck (sexually mature) women who wanted to be 'corrupted'. The attention they received and a little hush money was enough.

These days, they always have a boyfriend or mother conspiring with them, a camera in their pocket, and a publicist or lawyer. Thanks to those bitches (mother-daughter team) that conspired to bushwhack Rob Lowe.
 

DangerAardvark

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This is how you repay John Stamos for his bag of cocaine and generous offer of mouth pleasure? HOW DARE YOU.
 

NFS4

No Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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This woman wouldn't have turned down oral pleasure:

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dainthomas

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Dec 7, 2004
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Oral sex? He must have a small dick. Also, hitting on women and buying them things before you lay down the pipe screams "I have no confidence and my dick is small so have this to compensate".

You seem to spend a lot of time thinking about John Stamos' dick.
 
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Oral sex? He must have a small dick. Also, hitting on women and buying them things before you lay down the pipe screams "I have no confidence and my dick is small so have this to compensate".
You sleep with women before hitting on them? Are you a rapist by any chance?
 

olds

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Mar 3, 2000
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Oral sex? He must have a small dick. Also, hitting on women and buying them things before you lay down the pipe screams "I have no confidence and my dick is small so have this to compensate".
Or he has money to blow.
 

JSt0rm

Lifer
Sep 5, 2000
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Oral sex? He must have a small dick. Also, hitting on women and buying them things before you lay down the pipe screams "I have no confidence and my dick is small so have this to compensate".

you know nothing of sex with women.
 

WT

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Sep 21, 2000
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Such a letdown knowing that you were banging Rebecca Romijn, and now you hafta settle for younger rather than prettier.

Stripper: Hey, I just fvcked the guy that usta fvck Rebecca Romijn !! Anybody wanna sniff his man-scent ??
 

duragezic

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Oct 11, 1999
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Marquette, MI. Been there a many of times. Funny to me such a cold ass place some maps place as part of Canada in the national news. :)