John Mayer su-diddly-ucks!

[weirdichi]

Per suggestions on editing the title. Everything but his shows suck.

 

[dougp]

Wow. At first I was like, oh this doesn't sound that bad ... and then we hit the chorus and he completely Mayer'd it.

TERRIBLE.

 

[Poulsonator]

...he completely Mayer'd it.

Love this. He's the worst, and the best way to describe him is this:

TERRIBLE.

 

[zokudu]

John Mayer and that whole genre of hippie mellow crap music is the only genre I downright hate and refuse to listen too.

 

[SunnyD]

Jerry Ma-Fuckin-Guire....

Wait wtf?

 

[Beev]

The first three words of the thread title can be omitted.

 

[bignateyk]

Cuz im freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

FREEEEEEE BALLINGGGGGGGGG

 

[lolbron]

he used to be good

 

[bigrash]

He totally butchered that song.

 

[Tea Bag]

I don't think you need the "Free Falling by" part in your thread title.

 

[Kadarin]

Did he, in the tradition of "Say What You Need to Say", mangle the chorus into "Free falling, I was Free falling, I was Free falling, I was Free falling, I was Free falling, I was Free falling, I was Free falling, I was Free falling, I was Free falling, I was..."?

 

[Aharami]

The first three words of the thread title can be omitted.

pretty much. He must have a HUGE penis because he keeps getting all these hot chicks, because his music certainly sucks. Or maybe he keeps getting hot chicks because hot chicks are baffled by how he gets hot chicks. By the time they find out, it's too late and they've already become a notch on his belt.

 

[LumbergTech]

John Mayer and that whole genre of hippie mellow crap music is the only genre I downright hate and refuse to listen too.

you do realize tom petty is kind of a hippie

oh and this is old

my gf played it for me a long time ago and yes it is god awful

 

[Saint Nick]

Chorus is weak. It wasn't too bad until the chorus. Needs POWER.

 

[rwhoward5]

maybe you stupid fuck bitches should go to one of his concerts. he's a fucking amazing guitarist. god damn you all and may santa claus bring you coal.

 

[moshquerade]

maybe you stupid fuck bitches should go to one of his concerts. he's a fucking amazing guitarist. god damn you all and may santa claus bring you coal.

chill. :|

 

[rwhoward5]

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ho ho ho

 

[krylon]

maybe you stupid fuck bitches should go to one of his concerts. he's a fucking amazing guitarist. god damn you all and may santa claus bring you coal.

someone is butt hurt?

 

[rwhoward5]

not butt hurt just not ignorant, seen him twice in concert, fucking epic

 

[ViviTheMage]

maybe you stupid fuck bitches should go to one of his concerts. he's a fucking amazing guitarist. god damn you all and may santa claus bring you coal.

I hate John Mayer, and think he sucks at guitar and singing. :ninja:

 

[rwhoward5]

I hate John Mayer, and think he sucks at guitar and singing. :ninja:

have you even heard some of his guitar playing?

 

[weirdichi]

Ahahahaha! He still sucks.

 

[zinfamous]

I like him more and more as i hear you fucktards at ATOT bitch about him. must of you are all gay for metal, anyway, so I know the average musical taste here is already screwed.

I don't really listen to Mayer, heard a few of his things. Alright, I guess. I hear his shows are freaking amazing though.

 

[zinfamous]

maybe you stupid fuck bitches should go to one of his concerts. he's a fucking amazing guitarist. god damn you all and may santa claus bring you coal.

I like your attitude.

 

[ViviTheMage]

have you even heard some of his guitar playing?

sadly, yes