John Madden

[jst0ney]

I love his games and most of his commentary but sometimes he just rambles. Does he think anyone cares what color his tie turns if he spills mustard on it.

 

[JujuFish]

Madden sucks as a commentator.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

ever see the madtv skits about him? god those are priceless

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3905661893387175226&q=john+madden

 

[Leper Messiah]

"I'm John Madden, and my face is made of wood."

 

[Xylitol]

Heartattack

 

[her209]

"If the other team had scored more points, they would have won."

 

[UsandThem]

Originally posted by: JujuFish
Madden sucks as a commentator.

:thumbsup:

 

[GoPackGo]

Originally posted by: her209
"If the other team had scored more points, they would have won."

"If youre a football team, you want to get a touchdowna and you gotta get in the endzone, if don't get the ball in the endzone then you can't get a touchdown"

 

[Reckoner]

"The Patriots should run the clock out and play for overtime"

-John Madden 2001 Super Bowl Pats Vs Rams with 2 minutes to go in the 4th Quarter

 

[Rudee]

I can't believe that guy has not keeled over dead from a heart attack. He looks terribly unhealthy.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
"The Patriots should run the clock out and play for overtime"

-John Madden 2001 Super Bowl Pats Vs Rams

I was screaming at my TV when he said that. Possibly one of the dumbest things I've ever heard someone "who is supposed to know" say on TV.

 

[morrisbj]

Originally posted by: jst0ney
I love his games and most of his commentary but sometimes he just rambles. Does he think anyone cares what color his tie turns if he spills mustard on it.

I haven't been able to stand him since Thanksgiving a couple years ago when he was talking about the "Turducken" at the Cowboys game. When they brought it to him to cut, he didn't have a knife, so he used his hand. They must have still had stuffing in it though, because his hand came out with slimy chunks of something all over it. I about puked. Every time I see him I picture that game. :disgust:

 

[imported_Snagle]

"What do you get when you mix yellow and red? Green!" - John Madden