John Kerry Caption Contest

leeboy

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Dec 8, 2003
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Oh alright I'll bite....

Here goes- Kerry Caption:

I've seen the president naked at a few parties I have attended and let me tell you, they don't grow everything big in Texas.
 

XZeroII

Lifer
Jun 30, 2001
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Wasn't his locked in OT?


Here's my caption for it...
"Guess what I have right now that is this big!"
 

lozina

Lifer
Sep 10, 2001
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Senator John Kerry, acting out what several Reuters staff members were allgedly forced to do by US troops
 

shiner

Lifer
Jul 18, 2000
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I'll give it a go...

"Yes, I was in Vietnam but I only saw about this much real combat."
 

chess9

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Apr 15, 2000
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How much yellow cake did Iraq have, John?

How big is the difference between you and Bush, John?

If you stacked together all the people who were excited about your candidacy, John, how thick would the stack be?

How much truth was in Bush's 2003 State of the Union address, John?

-Robert
 

Red Dawn

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Jun 4, 2001
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How much Military experience do the Neocons running the war in Iraq have John?