John Ashcroft Wants Your Bong

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JellyBaby

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Originally posted by: ScottyB
I really could car less if this affects drug users, they can all rot in hell for all I care, but I do care that it is chipping away at our collective rights.
They'll come knocking on your door to deal with your Sins very soon, Pat Robertson doormat or no.
 

WinkOsmosis

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Originally posted by: FrancesBeansRevenge
If I ever open up a browser in the morning, cruise to my favourite news site, and find
that John Ashcroft was kidnapped, tortured, and dismembered by a patriotic American
I would have to work hard to keep a morbid grin off my face.

So you got the axe sharpened? Remember.. 2am.
 

C'DaleRider

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What really slays me is politicans, journalists, and other groups, when quizzed on drug use when college student age louldy protest they used acid, coke, or any other hard narcotic. Yet, when asked about pot use, they WINK,WINK, NUDGE, NUDGE, giggle.....yes, they did, but then proceed to demonize its use by young people today. How hypocritical.

Well, Bush got voted in by a majority and we're going to have to live with the increasing police state that comes with him.
 

ScottyB

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Originally posted by: JellyBaby
Originally posted by: ScottyB
I really could car less if this affects drug users, they can all rot in hell for all I care, but I do care that it is chipping away at our collective rights.
They'll come knocking on your door to deal with your Sins very soon, Pat Robertson doormat or no.

What? I was agreeing with the drug users, although I condem their activities.
 

JellyBaby

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What? I was agreeing with the drug users, although I condem their activities.
What, what?! I wasn't saying you didn't.

Yep, condeming the harmless activities of others is fine by me. They may also condem yours and mine. But for Ashcroft Condemnation is not enough. Damnation is foremost on his mind.
 

Isla

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Originally posted by: Colt45
SO.. how long before he outlaws tinfoil, zig-zags, pop-cans, knives, etc, etc?

rofl..

LOL! THat is exactly what I was thinking. Stock up on tinfoil now, it may be the currency of the future!
 

Isla

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Harvey
I wonder how many objects in ASScroft's own house could be used that way? Maybe we should send the Feds an anonymous tip so they can pop his ugly ass.
Hell you can use those thin Pages from the Bible to roll spliffs when there is no rolling papers to be found!

OMG, you all are killing me tonight... this thread is hilarious!

However, I'm a little nervous now that I've posted in it. Will that put me on some list of suspects?

:Q
 

MrChicken

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First, he is the top cop in the country. His job is to enforce the laws of the land regardless of his own preferences. Drug paraphenalia is illegal. No two ways about it.

Second, only sissies use bongs....

Third, I think he is actually helping the movement to legalize pot.
 

Harvey

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Originally posted by: C'DaleRider
Well, Bush got voted in by a majority and we're going to have to live with the increasing police state that comes with him.
The only majority Bush got was when a majority of the Supreme court. He did NOT win a majority of the votes cast by the citizens of the United States.

 

WinkOsmosis

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Originally posted by: Harvey
Originally posted by: C'DaleRider
Well, Bush got voted in by a majority and we're going to have to live with the increasing police state that comes with him.
The only majority Bush got was when a majority of the Supreme court. He did NOT win a majority of the votes cast by the citizens of the United States.

Heathen!
 

IGBT

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Doper accessories were always illegal..what's the big surprise here??
 

Dufman

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jerks...they closed down my favorite online head shop :(

but i got out of the "game" a few months back. so it doesnt bother me
 

hagbard

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Originally posted by: FrancesBeansRevenge
If I ever open up a browser in the morning, cruise to my favourite news site, and find
that John Ashcroft was kidnapped, tortured, and dismembered by a patriotic American
I would have to work hard to keep a morbid grin off my face.

Humm....and they call me anti-American because I don't like the adminstration :D

 

Alistar7

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Well, Bush got voted in by a majority and we're going to have to live with the increasing police state that comes with him.


You were one of the people counting down there in Florida right?????

Is your name Chad??????








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UglyCasanova

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I haven't done any research on this. Just out of curiosity, how long would you say until pot does become legal. I am almost positive that it will one day, but how long?