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JLGatsby is "Banned" Material

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Lifer
Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Originally posted by: MS Dawn
Why don't you post your pic?

Honestly you sound like a kid sitting in a room with an ozone generator. 😛
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I choose not to post my pic because it's "hotness" would exceed the speed of light and rip a hole in in the universe which would open the 4th dimension, thus sucking the entire universe into a parallel reality.

No seriously, I am supermodel material, but I am a prime target for "photochop land." I would never post my pic.
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I'll be completely honest. I'm sort of a "wimp" but I have very very good natural looks.

I'm normal height (5'11) but I have skinny arms, small wrists, I'm about 120lbs. Similar body to a modern Maculaly Culkin. I simply like girls who are the same, a body that looks younger than they really are.

If I beefed up, I seriously could be a model.
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Seriously...I do look extremely good. I know it's pointless to claim it if I'm not going to post a pic, but I wouldn't lie.
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😕

EDIT: He got a couple weeks off courtesy of the mods 🙂


There is something you may or may not know about us. We're moderators and we look down upon you everyday. Your grandiosity has finally become more than we could stand. While I'd love to see ya having a grand ol time in the Cayman Islands, the vacation you are about to receive, is nowhere near so grandiose. See ya in a couple
weeks.

AnandTech Moderator

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Originally posted by: Syringer
So he looks like Heidi Klum?
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OMG she is so plain, i wouldnt hit it because i see women like that every day in magazines and they dont even make my supermodel penis extend to its full length!
 
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