Jim Carrey ex gf commits suicide

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Ns1

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A+ would read again.
 

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Not only the owner but also a member? :sneaky:
 

Ns1

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Well here's interesting news - was it Carrey, or was it Scientology?

The increased hostility comes at a tenuous time for the Church of Scientology, which, in addition to dealing with Going Clear, is in the spotlight for its association with Cathriona White, a 28-year-old Irish makeup artist and girlfriend of Jim Carrey who died of a suspected suicide Sept. 28. White, who was found with pills — including Ambien, Percocet, Propranolol and Zofran — had been active in a Scientology-sponsored “Survival Rundown” therapy program, and several mysterious guards were present at her home in the days following her death (though they were gone when THR visited the home Oct. 6). According to former Scientologists, the "SRD" therapy can be destabilizing.
 

Imp

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Seriously, this story got more complicated than Melrose Place... and I never watched Melrose Place.

She's apparently married but separated, going through some hardcore Scientology pledge/initiation, and just broke up with Jim Carrey... or did Jim Carrey break up with her.