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Originally posted by: angminas
I thought about this a bit and realized that, although I'm generally against giving presents in pro sports, one triple in spring training to a brave one-armed man would probably be acceptable. Maybe even Ripken's All-Star Game dinger, though that's a stretch. I wonder how Ichiro Suzuki would hit one-handed...
Now taking a dive to give Strahan the sack record? That's a whole different ballgame. That's some down-home original-recipe slow-cooked fail sauce. Maybe the worst thing Favre ever did on the field.
Elway would never have done that. Fall down and give the enemy a record? Elway would sooner give Strahan his toes in a box with a pink bow and a card that says "Call Me".
What are you talking about, and how did, presumably, football, get entered into this diatribe?