Goosemaster
Lifer
15 Falcons to scare birds away from the airfield in order to prevent damage to aircraft.
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PowerMacG5
Diamond Member
LOL. I want a falcon now 🙁. They can dive at speeds of up to 200 mph.
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
15 Falcons to scare birds away from the airfield in order to prevent damage to aircraft.
What happens if the aircraft hits the falcons? 😕
PowerMacG5
Diamond Member
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
15 Falcons to scare birds away from the airfield in order to prevent damage to aircraft.
What happens if the aircraft hits the falcons? 😕
The same thing that happens when the airplane hits any other bird?
Goosemaster
Lifer
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
15 Falcons to scare birds away from the airfield in order to prevent damage to aircraft.
What happens if the aircraft hits the falcons? 😕
The same thing that happens when the airplane hits any other bird?
Hitting Falcon < Hitting 10 generations of Gulls
PowerMacG5
Diamond Member
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
15 Falcons to scare birds away from the airfield in order to prevent damage to aircraft.
What happens if the aircraft hits the falcons? 😕
The same thing that happens when the airplane hits any other bird?
Hitting Falcon < Hitting 10 generations of Gulls
😕
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
15 Falcons to scare birds away from the airfield in order to prevent damage to aircraft.
What happens if the aircraft hits the falcons? 😕
The same thing that happens when the airplane hits any other bird?
Maybe they should get some cats to scare the Falcons away so the Falcons won't get hit either.
PowerMacG5
Diamond Member
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
15 Falcons to scare birds away from the airfield in order to prevent damage to aircraft.
What happens if the aircraft hits the falcons? 😕
The same thing that happens when the airplane hits any other bird?
Maybe they should get some cats to scare the Falcons away so the Falcons won't get hit either.
But what will scare the cats away so they don't claw at the tires and make poop slicks on the runway?
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
15 Falcons to scare birds away from the airfield in order to prevent damage to aircraft.
What happens if the aircraft hits the falcons? 😕
The same thing that happens when the airplane hits any other bird?
Maybe they should get some cats to scare the Falcons away so the Falcons won't get hit either.
But what will scare the cats away so they don't claw at the tires and make poop slicks on the runway?
Dogs. Duh.
PowerMacG5
Diamond Member
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
15 Falcons to scare birds away from the airfield in order to prevent damage to aircraft.
What happens if the aircraft hits the falcons? 😕
The same thing that happens when the airplane hits any other bird?
Maybe they should get some cats to scare the Falcons away so the Falcons won't get hit either.
But what will scare the cats away so they don't claw at the tires and make poop slicks on the runway?
Dogs. Duh.
And what scares away the dogs from "marking" the planes? Lizards?
Goosemaster
Lifer
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
15 Falcons to scare birds away from the airfield in order to prevent damage to aircraft.
What happens if the aircraft hits the falcons? 😕
The same thing that happens when the airplane hits any other bird?
Maybe they should get some cats to scare the Falcons away so the Falcons won't get hit either.
But what will scare the cats away so they don't claw at the tires and make poop slicks on the runway?
DOGS....WITH BEES IN THEIR MOUTHS...AND THEY SHOOT THE BEES.....
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
15 Falcons to scare birds away from the airfield in order to prevent damage to aircraft.
What happens if the aircraft hits the falcons? 😕
The same thing that happens when the airplane hits any other bird?
Maybe they should get some cats to scare the Falcons away so the Falcons won't get hit either.
But what will scare the cats away so they don't claw at the tires and make poop slicks on the runway?
Dogs. Duh.
And what scares away the dogs from "marking" the planes? Lizards?
Get some Lions to scare the dogs away. No dogs will be "marking" any planes at JFK!
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
15 Falcons to scare birds away from the airfield in order to prevent damage to aircraft.
What happens if the aircraft hits the falcons? 😕
The same thing that happens when the airplane hits any other bird?
Maybe they should get some cats to scare the Falcons away so the Falcons won't get hit either.
But what will scare the cats away so they don't claw at the tires and make poop slicks on the runway?
DOGS....WITH BEES IN THEIR MOUTHS...AND THEY SHOOT THE BEES.....
And then you have the apes to eat the dogs. Then in the winter, the apes just freeze to death.
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
15 Falcons to scare birds away from the airfield in order to prevent damage to aircraft.
What happens if the aircraft hits the falcons? 😕
The same thing that happens when the airplane hits any other bird?
Maybe they should get some cats to scare the Falcons away so the Falcons won't get hit either.
But what will scare the cats away so they don't claw at the tires and make poop slicks on the runway?
DOGS....WITH BEES IN THEIR MOUTHS...AND THEY SHOOT THE BEES.....
teh winn4r! :beer:
PowerMacG5
Diamond Member
What about the lizards? :beer:😛.Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
15 Falcons to scare birds away from the airfield in order to prevent damage to aircraft.
What happens if the aircraft hits the falcons? 😕
The same thing that happens when the airplane hits any other bird?
Maybe they should get some cats to scare the Falcons away so the Falcons won't get hit either.
But what will scare the cats away so they don't claw at the tires and make poop slicks on the runway?
DOGS....WITH BEES IN THEIR MOUTHS...AND THEY SHOOT THE BEES.....
And then you have the apes to eat the dogs. Then in the winter, the apes just freeze to death.
Goosemaster
Lifer
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
15 Falcons to scare birds away from the airfield in order to prevent damage to aircraft.
What happens if the aircraft hits the falcons? 😕
The same thing that happens when the airplane hits any other bird?
Maybe they should get some cats to scare the Falcons away so the Falcons won't get hit either.
But what will scare the cats away so they don't claw at the tires and make poop slicks on the runway?
DOGS....WITH BEES IN THEIR MOUTHS...AND THEY SHOOT THE BEES.....
And then you have the apes to eat the dogs. Then in the winter, the apes just freeze to death.
:wine:
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
15 Falcons to scare birds away from the airfield in order to prevent damage to aircraft.
What happens if the aircraft hits the falcons? 😕
The same thing that happens when the airplane hits any other bird?
Maybe they should get some cats to scare the Falcons away so the Falcons won't get hit either.
But what will scare the cats away so they don't claw at the tires and make poop slicks on the runway?
DOGS....WITH BEES IN THEIR MOUTHS...AND THEY SHOOT THE BEES.....
And then you have the apes to eat the dogs. Then in the winter, the apes just freeze to death.
What if the planes hit the bodies of the apes?
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
15 Falcons to scare birds away from the airfield in order to prevent damage to aircraft.
What happens if the aircraft hits the falcons? 😕
The same thing that happens when the airplane hits any other bird?
Maybe they should get some cats to scare the Falcons away so the Falcons won't get hit either.
But what will scare the cats away so they don't claw at the tires and make poop slicks on the runway?
DOGS....WITH BEES IN THEIR MOUTHS...AND THEY SHOOT THE BEES.....
And then you have the apes to eat the dogs. Then in the winter, the apes just freeze to death.
What if the planes hit the bodies of the apes?
Buzzards will eat the rotten apes bodies!
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
15 Falcons to scare birds away from the airfield in order to prevent damage to aircraft.
What happens if the aircraft hits the falcons? 😕
The same thing that happens when the airplane hits any other bird?
Maybe they should get some cats to scare the Falcons away so the Falcons won't get hit either.
But what will scare the cats away so they don't claw at the tires and make poop slicks on the runway?
DOGS....WITH BEES IN THEIR MOUTHS...AND THEY SHOOT THE BEES.....
And then you have the apes to eat the dogs. Then in the winter, the apes just freeze to death.
What if the planes hit the bodies of the apes?
Buzzards will eat the rotten apes bodies!
But then the planes will hit the buzzards!
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
15 Falcons to scare birds away from the airfield in order to prevent damage to aircraft.
What happens if the aircraft hits the falcons? 😕
The same thing that happens when the airplane hits any other bird?
Maybe they should get some cats to scare the Falcons away so the Falcons won't get hit either.
But what will scare the cats away so they don't claw at the tires and make poop slicks on the runway?
DOGS....WITH BEES IN THEIR MOUTHS...AND THEY SHOOT THE BEES.....
And then you have the apes to eat the dogs. Then in the winter, the apes just freeze to death.
What if the planes hit the bodies of the apes?
Buzzards will eat the rotten apes bodies!
But then the planes will hit the buzzards!
Falcons to scare away the buzzards? 😀
incallisto
Golden Member
I assure you, unless the Falcon's eyes were cut out with a spoon, the Falcon is not going to hit a plane. They have binocular vision and they can hear the plane from miles away. Other birds don't have the level of maneuverability that the Falcon does and thus even with the excellent eye sight, these lesser birds cannot compete with the planes.
PowerMacG5
Diamond Member
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
15 Falcons to scare birds away from the airfield in order to prevent damage to aircraft.
What happens if the aircraft hits the falcons? 😕
The same thing that happens when the airplane hits any other bird?
Maybe they should get some cats to scare the Falcons away so the Falcons won't get hit either.
But what will scare the cats away so they don't claw at the tires and make poop slicks on the runway?
DOGS....WITH BEES IN THEIR MOUTHS...AND THEY SHOOT THE BEES.....
And then you have the apes to eat the dogs. Then in the winter, the apes just freeze to death.
What if the planes hit the bodies of the apes?
Buzzards will eat the rotten apes bodies!
But then the planes will hit the buzzards!
Falcons to scare away the buzzards?
It's a vicious cycle.
KeyserSoze
Diamond Member
HAHA
KeyserSoze
KeyserSoze
PowerMacG5
Diamond Member
Originally posted by: incallisto
I assure you, unless the Falcon's eyes were cut out with a spoon, the Falcon is not going to hit a plane. They have binocular vision and they can hear the plane from miles away. Other birds don't have the level of maneuverability that the Falcon does and thus even with the excellent eye sight, these lesser birds cannot compete with the planes.
It's called we are having fun. We already established falcons are fast. Simpsons RULES!!!! (hint hint)
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