Jewish jokes

[Dari]

My wife volunteers at a charity. I prefer to give. the other day while I was working from home I decided to stop by a Jewish organization that I donate to. They help those (living in eastern Europe) who helped Jews escape Nazi persecution. Anyway, it was warm outside and it wasn't far from my apartment, so I went there in my flip-flops. While chatting with the president there was a loud bang on the door (it's a secure office). She (the president) yells "They're here to kill us!". I never show how I truly feel so I had a steely expression but all I was thinking about was "Is this it? Am I going to die in my flip-flops?" Turns out it was the Fedex guy and he didn't realize that there was a video/doorbell. The president never gave an assurance that she was joking and kept talking as if she wasn't interrupted. The other people around had a sardonic expression on their faces. I got to admit, it was pretty unsettling.

 

[DaTT]

Men don't wear flippy floppies.

 

[gorcorps]

what the fuck did I just read?

 

[CraKaJaX]

I got to admit, this story is fucking stupid.

 

[Captante]

Were you wearing sox?

 

[xeemzor]

As Jew I have to say that there are waaaaay better Jewish jokes out there. Try harder next time.

 

[GasX]

meshugenah

 

[rudeguy]

 

[Atomic Playboy]

There must have been a mistake; the OP forgot to post the joke.

 

[SlitheryDee]

What's a good jewish joke? All I've ever heard are the cliche ones about money and safety and the shocking ones about ovens and gas chambers. Never struck me as particularly funny though.

 

[sandorski]

What's the deal with this thread?

 

[blackdogdeek]

This is actually one of your better threads.

 

[SunnyD]

Adding antisemitism to the list of things he does. :thumbsup:

 

[Rakehellion]

A bang on the door = Assassination attempt?

 

[edro]

wat

 

[Phokus]

Anne Frankly, i did Nazi that coming

 

[DesiPower]

+1 for wtf did I just read

 

[Perknose]

"Is this it? Am I going to die in my flip-flops?"

And be buried on flip-flop hill. 🙁

 

[dud]

There must have been a mistake; the OP forgot to post the joke.

You must remember ... this is a DARI thread!

🙂

 

[Grooveriding]

Men don't wear flippy floppies.

This.

 

[Jeeebus]

This is actually one of your better threads.

not exactly a high bar to surpass

 

[Ns1]

wat

 

[tortillasoup]

Does this qualify for oldsmoboat's law?

 

[Muse]

As Jew I have to say that there are waaaaay better Jewish jokes out there. Try harder next time.

A jewish guy had a parrot sent to his mother for her birthday. When he next came to visit her he asked her how she liked the parrot. She replied, "it was delicious." He said, "Mom, that was a talking parrot!" She said, "neu, why didn't he say something?"

 

[rga]

On SNL's Weekend update, there was one joke that drew an analogy between Riggs and Murtaugh and Obama and Netanyahu. In a nutshell, the punch line explains that Netanyahu is upset to be Riggs in the analogy, but not as upset as Mel Gibson.