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kage69

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life jackets worked? to keep the skinless corpse afloat?

I've seen that happen in The Keys, more than a few times.

Almost always it's because the idiots try to take a shortcut across the flats when the tide is not to their advantage. It's illegal too, carves up the turtle grass, which is protected IIRC. Sometimes you hit a loggerhead sponge, which can be the size of a big TV. They are super dense, will basically shatter your prop if you hit them at any speed.

But no jackets required in that situation (though you have to have them aboard). They get to do a walk of shame back to the boat in like a foot of water, with another foot of mud under that. All beat up with other boats pointing and laughing, taking pics.

Life's hard. It's harder if you're stupid.
 
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kage69

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A little heavy handed, I'll agree, but you have to remember they drink a lot in the Baltics. I figure the bacon grease and starch is needed for hangover recovery.

More concerned about him using a metal spatula in a cheap nonstick pan. The secret ingredient shouldn't be PFAS.
 
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kage69

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"Do you have pizza and beer? I repeat, do you have pizza and beer? Over."

3 Scottish brothers set a record for fastest row across the Pacific

Crazy. 139 days Those boys are hard AF. "The trio from Edinburgh endured storms, seasickness, injuries and violent storms, including one that swept Lachlan overboard, while raising over £700,000 ($945,690) toward a £1 million ($1,350,450) target for clean water projects."


Just imagine how incredible that pizza was. Nine thousand miles in a 20something foot row boat. Beat the old record by almost three weeks.

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