Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[kage69]

Kinda glad we don't have 'em over in England. Definitely prefer raccoons in the similar sized indigenous mammal ranks.

Be very glad, you guys definitely scored on that one. You've got the cute badger too. We've got the crackhead badger and the wolverine, in additional to these infernal poxy fart weasels.

Update: the skunk came back, not 30min ago, got spooked by something. Whole side of my house to the north reeks of fresh skunk now. God fucking damnit

Left a radio on in my garage and have outdoor lighting, this guy doesn't seem to care, just waltzes around like he owns the place. This is a problem, as I have zero interest in shooting or trapping this bastard.

I need some huge owls I guess.

 

[kage69]

I'm so pissed. I have the house sealed up but it's still finding a way in on the ground floor.

Just texted my neighbor, 'if you hear gunfire it's just me trying to traumatize a skunk.'

 

[BoomerD]

I'm so pissed. I have the house sealed up but it's still finding a way in on the ground floor.

Just texted my neighbor, 'if you hear gunfire it's just me trying to traumatize a skunk.'

about 45 years ago, we were road-tripping and stopped at Timpanogos caves in Utah. Camped there for a couple of nights. Had a skunk decide to visit...I chucked a couple of rocks in his direction...trying to persuade him to go elsewhere...the fckr charged me...tail at the ready. I grabbed everyone and bundled them into the truck. Fortunately, he never unloaded at us, lost interest and wandered off.

 

[lxskllr]

Imagine if humans could spray. The world would be much more polite, and whole classes of pranks wouldn't exist. Jump scares in movies wouldn't be a thing.

 

[Greenman]

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That's not concrete, there is no evidence of aggregate in the mix, and that flow would be an easy 10" slump.

 

[dank69]

I'm so pissed. I have the house sealed up but it's still finding a way in on the ground floor.

Just texted my neighbor, 'if you hear gunfire it's just me trying to traumatize a skunk.'

One good thing about skunks is they love to dig up underground yellowjacket nests.

 

[lxskllr]

Found on lemmy...



The translation...

 

[Charmonium]

Oh my. How embarrassing.

 

[Charmonium]

Found on lemmy...

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The translation...

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I'm pretty sure that's ancient Akkadian.

 

[Charmonium]

 

[Charmonium]

 

[sdifox]

Imagine if humans could spray. The world would be much more polite, and whole classes of pranks wouldn't exist. Jump scares in movies wouldn't be a thing.

umm, you need to watch some JAV

 

[KMFJD]

 

[mikeymikec]

 

[mikeymikec]

 

[mikeymikec]

If the managers have their own kitchen, that's the one you ought to target with that tactic.

 

[mikeymikec]

 

[BoomerD]

If the managers have their own kitchen, that's the one you ought to target with that tactic.

That ahould be a publicly humilating firing offense.

 

[BoomerD]

Meh...I'm not crazy about the design, but I'd blow it up. Any port in a storm.

 

[kage69]

Lose the drink before watching this

https://imgur.com/hClIYnA

 

[mikeymikec]

That ahould be a publicly humilating firing offense.

Found the manager!

 

[DAPUNISHER]

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[lxskllr]

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

That reminds me of the premise of Cube.

Cube (1997) ⭐ 7.1 | Horror, Mystery, Sci-Fi

1h 30m | 16

www.imdb.com

Essentially an impossibly vast corporation who, through some dire combination of infinite monkey theorem and stand alone complex, created a torment nexus that actually worked as designed.

 

[Charmonium]