Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[blackangst1]

 

[blackangst1]

 

[kage69]

 

[SKORPI0]

Nice joke but.....

Meet the man who discovered original formula to calculate wind chill

Chances are if you’ve been in tune with the weather lately, you’ve heard the term “wind chill,” “wind chill factor” or a more recent term “real feel” when describing daily forecasts.

www.statesman.com

Paul A. Siple (pronounced like disciple), who discovered the original formula for calculating wind chill in 1945, was from Erie, Pa.
He was a geographer and Antarctic explorer who died at 59 in 1968.

 

[kage69]

When a lemon is too friendly.

Cut it out! No! God damnit this is not nice!

https://imgur.com/01UVtL3

Rub his belly Carl, rub his belly!

 

[KMFJD]

 

[shortylickens]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[kage69]

 

[Captante]

 

[kage69]

Jesus is my co-pilot. And we're cruising for Mennonite poontang.

https://imgur.com/w0xjgkn

 

[kage69]

 

[Pohemi]

 

[Pohemi]

When a lemon is too friendly.

Yeah they're supposed to be fairly docile, but those are still large, razor-sharp teeth in that mouth, which they tend to use for 'feeling' objects with when they're trying to identify what it is. They can do a LOT of damage even if not 'attacking'.

Still a big, toothy Nope in my book. I wouldn't swim beside a Whale Shark either due to their size.

 

[IronWing]

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I know what Mountain Dew is but no idea on the other stuff. Rhino looks like a caffeine suppository.

Edit: Okay, I looked them up.

When you're up, you're up.
When you're down, you're still up.
And when you're only half way up,
You're still up.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[shortylickens]

for the handful of people on earth that really needed this:

 

[shortylickens]

 

[shortylickens]

 

[shortylickens]

 

[shortylickens]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[HomerJS]

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She should bang him for that answer

 

[Tim_Derr]