Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Mai72]

While the story might express an underlying truth about the attitudes of American Christians, it's also an oft-heard anecdote.

Miriam A. Ferguson - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

I had no idea. The minister who was telling his story about Jesus speaking English stole the story from an incident that happened in the past. It wouldn't surprise me one bit.

"If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it ought to be good enough for the children of Texas."

 

[MtnMan]

Instant Karma's gonna get ya
https://www.esquireme.com/news/lion-hunter

That lion better get its cholesterol checked after eating that lard ass.

 

[pmv]

Ahem, note the section on "Inspired KJV".

King James Only movement - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Doesn't seem like quite the same thing, though.

Besides, that's getting way too far into the minutiae of Christianity for me (I don't think I even met a Christian till I was well into my 20s...even now haven't met many).

This sort of thing

These assertions are generally based upon a preference for the Byzantine text-type or the Textus Receptus and they are also based upon a distrust of the Alexandrian text-type or the critical texts of Nestle-Aland, and Westcott-Hort, on which the majority of twentieth- and twenty-first-century translations of the Bible are based.

Reminds me of people arguing over which was the best version of Star Trek.

Though the KJV was written in the same era of English as Shakespeare's plays, no? So not surprising some people prefer it.

 

[lxskllr]

Reminds me of people arguing over which was the best version of Star Trek.

Yea, but StarTrek is good. Arguing over the bible is like arguing over which shit makes the best shit sandwich.

 

[blackangst1]

 

[blackangst1]

 

[Iron Woode]

 

[Iron Woode]

 

[Iron Woode]

 

[Iron Woode]

 

[Iron Woode]

 

[kage69]

Ah, but rich in natural beaver deposits.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

Ah, but rich in natural beaver deposits.

Did someone say lizards?!

 

[kage69]

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Make mine a Honda

https://imgur.com/VStnnQu

 

[Fanatical Meat]

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I don’t even get it what the hell is that panel supposed to say “ASSASSIN” pretty weird to have that jumbled in.

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/2RYnJSm

 

[Iron Woode]

Ah, but rich in natural beaver deposits.

seems odd so I looked it up:

Lizard diversity is low in Canada, with six native species and one introduced species:

• Elgaria coerulea principis (northwestern alligator lizard) LC – southern British Columbia, including most of Vancouver Island[2]
• Plestiodon skiltonianus (western skink) LC - southern interior of British Columbia
• Plestiodon fasciatus (five-lined skink) LC – southern Ontario[3]
• Plestiodon septentrionalis septentrionalis (northern prairie skink) LC – southwestern Manitoba[3]
• Phrynosoma douglasii (pygmy horned lizard) LC – extreme south-central British Columbia[2]
• Phrynosoma hernandesi (short-horned lizard) LC – extreme southeastern Alberta[5] and southern Saskatchewan[4]
• Podarcis muralis (common wall lizard) - introduced - southeastern Vancouver Island, Denman Island, single records in Vancouver, Summerland and Osoyoos but no populations on BC mainland.

 

[kage69]

Mmmkay. Nice.

 

[Pohemi]

 

[Pohemi]

 

[lxskllr]

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/y0CBlDf

 

[Amused]

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/FaXkM2H

 

[kage69]

Probably not buffing out.

https://imgur.com/8WUAKkc