Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/oVBN0Ip

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/AaxX2FV

 

[Amused]

 

[kage69]

Yep

 

[TheVrolok]

Yep

Not nearly enough cocaine in that second picture

 

[IronWing]

My basic opinion of realtors is that they are parasitic to the process of selling/buying real estate but I have to say that I do have a touch of sympathy for the realtor who is trying to sell this.

 

[KMFJD]

 

[zinfamous]

My basic opinion of realtors is that they are parasitic to the process of selling/buying real estate but I have to say that I do have a touch of sympathy for the realtor who is trying to sell this.

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lnk, plz.

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

 

[lxskllr]

 

[kage69]

 

[IronWing]

And when you're ready to try it yourself…

Chinese Mini Vintage Popcorn Machines Food Amplifier Hand Cannon Decoration | eBay

Instructions for Use: Do not aim the Popcorn Maker opening at people. There is a loud noise when the popcorn is released. 1 Pcs Popcorn Maker with Gague. Other Capacity. 1 Pcs Mini Fuel Tank. Capacity: 80-140 common corn kernels.

www.ebay.com

Dibs on your stuff.

 

[zinfamous]

And when you're ready to try it yourself…

Chinese Mini Vintage Popcorn Machines Food Amplifier Hand Cannon Decoration | eBay

Instructions for Use: Do not aim the Popcorn Maker opening at people. There is a loud noise when the popcorn is released. 1 Pcs Popcorn Maker with Gague. Other Capacity. 1 Pcs Mini Fuel Tank. Capacity: 80-140 common corn kernels.

www.ebay.com

Dibs on your stuff.

I want both of these things

 

[Ken g6]

I was going to ask somebody to translate the foreign language; then I realized Google Lens could do it:



Probably not perfect, but good enough.

 

[sdifox]

And when you're ready to try it yourself…

Chinese Mini Vintage Popcorn Machines Food Amplifier Hand Cannon Decoration | eBay

Instructions for Use: Do not aim the Popcorn Maker opening at people. There is a loud noise when the popcorn is released. 1 Pcs Popcorn Maker with Gague. Other Capacity. 1 Pcs Mini Fuel Tank. Capacity: 80-140 common corn kernels.

www.ebay.com

Dibs on your stuff.

I remember those things, kids would stand near the opening when the guy release the pressure to pretend they are deities. Once popped you put it in a oiled pan, add peanuts and maltose, mix and roll it in shape of the pan. Then let it cool and cut into squares.

 

[sdifox]

I was going to ask somebody to translate the foreign language; then I realized Google Lens could do it:

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Probably not perfect, but good enough.

Only issue with that translation is the last line.

Loosely translated is more like proudly made by True Emotion Hair Accessories.

No way google can get that right, the first four characters make up the company name and last four combined means proudly made.

 

[KMFJD]

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rlyuvruD8x1uk10e9.mp4

various exercise fails

 

[darkswordsman17]

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rlyuvruD8x1uk10e9.mp4

various exercise fails

I enjoy these as long as its not serious injuries. The guy that yanked the door sideways and then took the corner right to the forehead...

 

[Amused]

 

[kage69]

This is why you have protocol droids lady, where's yours? No jive? No slack for you then.

https://imgur.com/P4lkNF5

 

[blackangst1]

This is the fattest polar bear in Alaska. His name is Fat Albert and he lives in a village named Katovik. He weights over 1,000lbs!

 

[blackangst1]