Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[sdifox]

how do they pay strippers in Canada?

Coin slot

 

[Zorba]

Coin slot

Man, stripping is definitely the worst career for inflation. Haven't gotten a raise since the 70s.

 

[Captante]

 

[zinfamous]

I used to work in that lab.




true story.

 

[dank69]

I used to work in that lab.




true story.

I'd be disappointed if you didn't, haha.

 

[zinfamous]

https://imgur.com/NDo9xzb

holyfuck MCL gone. lol.

 

[zinfamous]

Since I was a little kid I've always felt America should have the equivalent of a pound coin, not sure of the accuracy there but it makes sense.

we tried it a few times.



not enough freedom involved.

 

[dank69]

 

[zinfamous]

I may get banned for this.

In Manilla may years ago..... You could go to a club and stack quarters on your table. One of the dancers would trot on over and get on the table and slide down the stack and whatever they picked up inside their nethers they got to keep.

One night on liberty I went to a club with some friends. People were doing this and there was one bigger less attractive dancer. Every time someone stacked coins she would charge the table and if any other girls tried getting the money she would bully them and do it herself.

After my friends and I watched this happen a few times my shipmate dug into his pockets. He got all the change the guys had at our table had and even got change from a few people at the tables near us. He stacked up the coins neatly on the table and pulled out his zippo. He lit it and laid the flames against coins for a full 2 minutes and then started beckoning the dancers to come get the money.

The bully came running over and stepped on our bench and someone reached over to help her get on our table. Taking turns staring into al of our eyes she squatted on top of the tower of coins. She probably left a few inches on the table but stood up with a proud look on her face. The look quickly turned to horror. Her eyes got very wide and she jumped off the table. When she hit the floor the coins came shooting out of her lady parts.

I have to finish dinner. Ill finish this tomorrow.

I think I would had to have punched that guy and tossed the coins off the table after I saw him do that.

sorry.

 

[Spacehead]

 

[Spacehead]

 

[Spacehead]

 

[Spacehead]

 

[pmv]

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The only way is up!

 

[Spacehead]

 

[Spacehead]

 

[mikeymikec]

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I wonder if the braille says "also up".

 

[IronWing]

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The top is "S".
The bottom is "B" or "2".

 

[dank69]

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Life, uh, finds a way.

 

[mikeymikec]

 

[Iron Woode]

 

[KMFJD]

https://imgur.com/a/NmnvXfs

 

[sdifox]

Wtf that is pure terror

 

[lxskllr]

Before reading the description, I thought "WTF?! They look like sand crabs(what I always called them)". Pleases me I got it right. I always had fun digging them up at the ocean :^)

 

[zinfamous]

Before reading the description, I thought "WTF?! They look like sand crabs(what I always called them)". Pleases me I got it right. I always had fun digging them up at the ocean :^)

yep. sand fleas. literally nothing can possibly be terrifying about that image. I don't get it.