Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Spacehead]

 

[Spacehead]

 

[MtnMan]

https://giant.gfycat.com/BaggyDownrightKatydid.mp4

Awwww... he broke it...

 

[Stopsignhank]

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[kage69]

 

[kage69]

Boss catch.

https://imgur.com/DS1q7s4

 

[kage69]

“I'm certain he’s never skipped leg day,” said the pilot, who was still in awe of the small bird’s feat of strength. “I’m not sure how the wing was able to support the sheer weight of this pigeon’s balls. What a goddamn national hero.”

 

[bbhaag]

 

[zinfamous]

Boss catch.

https://imgur.com/DS1q7s4

sadly, this will be the highlight of the Mets season.

 

[kage69]

sadly, this will be the highlight of the Mets season.

Sorry man. Dolmas?

 

[kage69]

"Oh that is fucking IT! I was done with this BULLSHIT 5min ago! You wanna tiller with DONNYBROOK? It's GO TIME! Tarps off! *rippp* GO TIME MFER!

https://imgur.com/x1mC460

Look at dad. Datsamaboy.

 

[Raizinman]

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I did the math and there are 10,800 minutes in a week if you count every night and day minute. To call someone 77,639 times in a week means she called him 7 or 8 times every minute night and day. On most all phones, even with speed dial, it take about 20 seconds to dial and then let the phone ring a few times waiting for someone to pickup. The article also goes on to say she sent him 1937 emails and 41,229 text messages not to mention letters and sung messages. Even hiring a secretarial staff of 3 or 4 people, this would be an almost impossible chore.

 

[ElFenix]

 

[KMFJD]

https://imgur.com/ulMps1L

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/sjhwKAo

 

[stargazr]

 

[kage69]

Mine Mine Mine
Mine?

https://imgur.com/PluP9ej

 

[kage69]

I'm doing this.

https://imgur.com/pxSnoZF

 

[Newbian]

 

[rh71]

Haha masks aren't a turn-on for them boys I suppose.

 

[Spacehead]

I did the math and there are 10,800 minutes in a week if you count every night and day minute. To call someone 77,639 times in a week means she called him 7 or 8 times every minute night and day. On most all phones, even with speed dial, it take about 20 seconds to dial and then let the phone ring a few times waiting for someone to pickup. The article also goes on to say she sent him 1937 emails and 41,229 text messages not to mention letters and sung messages. Even hiring a secretarial staff of 3 or 4 people, this would be an almost impossible chore.

Yeah, i wondered about that too then remembered, it's the internet... it must be true!

All these pics of tweets & texts & whatnot, i don't think too hard on them... they're either funny or not at first glance.

 

[KMFJD]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1291600228974354432

 

[Artorias]

https://imgur.com/sjhwKAo

Would like to see lock picking lawyer crack that!

That must really befuddle any thief. Wonder why they dont make those anymore.

 

[Ichinisan]

I'm doing this.

https://imgur.com/pxSnoZF

Am I the only person who can't stand the taste of egg yolk? Fried or boiled, it makes me gag involuntarily. Deviled or scrambled is fine.