Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[ElFenix]

 

[Sonikku]

https://imgur.com/WQoVdDF

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

https://imgur.com/WQoVdDF

"It's still March."

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Bare ass in the background. Lock it up.

I'll be honest when I say - I LEGIT didn't even see that till you mentioned it heh.

Since the thread is labeled NSFW I presume it isn't a big deal.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

 

[ElFenix]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1239671008929492994

 

[ElFenix]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1239523796542992387

 

[Stopsignhank]

Zales - giver her a diamond and you can grab her boob

 

[Atreus21]

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Think I just caught it. That's a left hand on a right arm, and a right hand on a left arm.

Someone sucks at photoshop.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

 

[DAPUNISHER]

 

[Sonikku]

https://imgur.com/ysrzx9G

 

[Newbian]

https://imgur.com/ysrzx9G

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

Zales - giver her a diamond and you can grab her boob

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If a guy needs a diamond to get to 2nd base that's a sure sign he's hung like a mosquito. There's no reason for him to be smiling.

New honest ad slogan: Zale's. When you can't get laid with alcohol alone.

 

[Paladin3]

If a guy needs a diamond to get to 2nd base that's a sure sign he's hung like a mosquito. There's no reason for him to be smiling.

New honest ad slogan: Zale's. When you can't get laid with alcohol alone.

It's a sad fact that most truly beautiful women are looking to cash in on that beauty and a big dick alone ain't enough if you don't have deep pockets. Why work if you can be a trophy. It's a transaction that is as old as time and as accepted as marriage itself.

 

[rh71]

No need for a quarantine, we will all be dead tomorrow at 2pm.

 

[Newbian]

If a guy needs a diamond to get to 2nd base that's a sure sign he's hung like a mosquito. There's no reason for him to be smiling.

New honest ad slogan: Zale's. When you can't get laid with alcohol alone.

 

[highland145]

Guess this goes here...
So Ma sends me a b day card...57th. Figured it was payback for the ebony M day cards I get her. Text my sis that we're twins and she was a preemie. Ma sent the great grand kid a happy 7th and $7. They have him send a thank you note and $1 back. He's 6.

Smart asses abound in the family.😀😀😀

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

It's a sad fact that most truly beautiful women are looking to cash in on that beauty and a big dick alone ain't enough if you don't have deep pockets. Why work if you can be a trophy. It's a transaction that is as old as time and as accepted as marriage itself.

Is a big dick really much to write home about? Especially knowing there are rampant supplies of dildos everywhere?

First priority for any decent woman is just seeing a man that can provide for a family. Dick is 2nd place to that. It's not a matter of being a "trophy wife" for the majority - only the select few Kardashian types who fight over the 0.1% rich fucks.


It is odd though how everyone feels the need to marry within their class. No matter how much people think rock stars, sports stars, or movie stars are good people - you will rarely see any of them marry someone that works a standard 9-5 job like a teacher.

 

[zinfamous]

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1/2-priced Gimp day?

 

[UsandThem]

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

It is odd though how everyone feels the need to marry within their class. No matter how much people think rock stars, sports stars, or movie stars are good people - you will rarely see any of them marry someone that works a standard 9-5 job like a teacher.

Yeah, it's astonishing. Especially considering how often rock stars and NFL QBs wind up at the same parties and social functions as janitors and Wal-Mart greeters. How could Tom Brady not go head-over-heels gaga for a Denny's waitress when they can commiserate about the rising costs of private jet maintenance?

 

[HomerJS]

Zales - giver her a diamond and you can grab her boob

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How from 6 ft away?

 

[shortylickens]

https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/fkgeyb

 

[NAC4EV]

The longer-term realities are setting in for Americans amid calls for a World War II-style national mobilization to fight the pandemic