Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[destrekor]

New Zealand missed again -- which is actually their trigger 😀

Haha as if to prove the point, I completely missed that it wasn't there!

 

[Ichinisan]

 

[purbeast0]

 

[IronWing]

Photo-bombing a dildo video probably wasn't the best choice that woman could have made.

 

[IronWing]

Is that Shorty's new job?

 

[IronWing]

In case anyone else is wondering, the flag is for the New England Preparatory School Athletic Council.

 

[Fritzo]

How is everyone not laughing hysterically there 😀

 

[IronWing]

Photo-bombing a dildo video probably wasn't the best choice that woman could have made.

I just noticed that she had her camera running when she decided to stop the students from recording. 😛

 

[mikeymikec]

 

[darkswordsman17]

Good catch now even our memes are fake news.

Spoiler: Daddy chill

Careful, someone might get mad and say how you're just seeing things and need to chill out. Which I guess we can dismiss a racist manifesto posted on 8Chan, after all that somehow makes the racism not real?

https://imgur.com/a/wOOBU46

 

[darkswordsman17]

Get off my lawn!

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=2486793531342977

Every so often, a hero comes along, to be the real life embodiment of caricature and prove its existence. (I also love pics of cops at donut shops!)

 

[destrekor]

Spoiler: Daddy chill

Careful, someone might get mad and say how you're just seeing things and need to chill out. Which I guess we can dismiss a racist manifesto posted on 8Chan, after all that somehow makes the racism not real?

https://imgur.com/a/wOOBU46

"Daddy chill..."
"What the hell is even that?!"
😀

 

[Paratus]

 

[darkswordsman17]

"What happened at school today?" mother/father asks their kid.
"One of the male teachers whacked off a big black cock."

Spoiler

Which that's almost big enough that maybe our resident predatory pay day loan lender has heard of it down there. Then again, doubt he'd be as obsessed with it as he is my dick (for whatever reason he sure likes to keep talking about it, its like he can't keep it out of his mouth or something).

 

[zinfamous]

Get off my lawn!

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=2486793531342977

This guy is my hero. He didn't kill 20 Nazis back in '42 just to deal with anyone's shit today!

 

[Fritzo]

"Daddy chill..."
"What the hell is even that?!"
😀

This is my new phrase this week.

Last week it was "That's so casual..."

 

[darkswordsman17]

This is my new phrase this week.

Last week it was "That's so casual..."

Wait, which one is your new phrase?

Which, now that's a good way to deal with some Ash acting a-hole "who's your daddy?" "daddy chill", kind a like this:

 

[Fritzo]

Wait, which one is your new phrase?

Which, now that's a good way to deal with some Ash acting a-hole "who's your daddy?" "daddy chill", kind a like this:

I'm going with "What the hell is even that?!"

 

[Luna1968]

Spoiler: Daddy chill

Careful, someone might get mad and say how you're just seeing things and need to chill out. Which I guess we can dismiss a racist manifesto posted on 8Chan, after all that somehow makes the racism not real?

https://imgur.com/a/wOOBU46

bwhahah "what the hell is even that" omg thats funny

 

[mrblotto]

as long as it's corn-fed.

 

[Zanovar]

corn fucking fed how do i stop this fucking song ah nvm

 

[Sonikku]

 

[KMFJD]

https://giant.gfycat.com/CapitalForkedFrigatebird.webm

everyone in that tent needed a change of underwear

 

[Zanovar]

nightmares

 

[Ichinisan]

https://giant.gfycat.com/CapitalForkedFrigatebird.webm

everyone in that tent needed a change of underwear

I can never see these "webm" videos / links on iOS. Do they work on Android?