Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Fritzo]

Rich people in America be like

https://imgur.com/GHZAKXM

I rented a Lamborghini Huracan in Las Vegas for 4 hours...those cars are so low to the ground it's disturbing. You can literally feel the imperfections in the street 6" below the seat. Crazy experience. Also, the car was cramped, you couldn't see anything despite the gigantic windshield, and it SUCKED to drive in bumper-to-bumper traffic.

Going through Death Valley though----WOW!!!! It would knock the breath out of you if you floored it from 40-80 mph.

 

[KMFJD]

https://imgur.com/a/pfKO4ZV

 

[IronWing]

I rented a Lamborghini Huracan in Las Vegas for 4 hours...those cars are so low to the ground it's disturbing. You can literally feel the imperfections in the street 6" below the seat. Crazy experience. Also, the car was cramped, you couldn't see anything despite the gigantic windshield, and it SUCKED to drive in bumper-to-bumper traffic.

Going through Death Valley though----WOW!!!! It would knock the breath out of you if you floored it from 40-80 mph.

Into the Valley of Death rode the 600 horsepower…

 

[Zanovar]

https://imgur.com/a/pfKO4ZV

haha.why did he try that?silly fucker

 

[IronWing]

haha.why did he try that?silly fucker

Alcohol conquers physics every time.

 

[Zanovar]

Alcohol conquers physics every time.

hahahah

 

[highland145]

Alcohol conquers physics every time.

Until reality steps in with a "wake the fuck up".

 

[Fritzo]

haha.why did he try that?silly fucker

Perhaps you didn't see all the beer on the table?

 

[rh71]

^ that's a good way to literally die.

 

[Zanovar]

^ that's a good way to literally die.

I think it stung a bit

 

[NAC4EV]

TOP SUPER-CAR OWNERS DON'T PAY PARKING FEES

 

[Paratus]

 

[FeuerFrei]

 

[kage69]

Ow.

It's all fun and games until someone shatters a jaw. Enjoy your paper straws numbnuts.

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

How has that guy's heart not popped like a zit by now? Did it?

I bet the next time he hit the bathroom it could have landed him in The Hague.

 

[KMFJD]

 

[uclaLabrat]

Actually have a 20 ft. Mural of that pic at work. Pretty cool.

 

[KMFJD]

 

[Ichinisan]

[snipped bullshit]

How has that guy's heart not popped like a zit by now? Did it?

I bet the next time he hit the bathroom it could have landed him in The Hague.

Sounds like 100% bullshit. I will look it up...

[edit]

Yes. 100% bullshit confirmed.

Google:
"man breaks into a burger king and drinks gallons of deep frying oil"

First link is:
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/ma...r-king-and-drinks-gallons-of-deep-frying-oil/

Don't even click it.

Google:
"world news daily report wiki"

...if you need to be told the obvious:

"World News Daily Report (WNDR) is a satirical fake news website,"

 

[Newbian]

Pika Pika

 

[Greenman]

Sounds like 100% bullshit. I will look it up...

[edit]

Yes. 100% bullshit confirmed.

Google:
"man breaks into a burger king and drinks gallons of deep frying oil"

First link is:
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/ma...r-king-and-drinks-gallons-of-deep-frying-oil/

Don't even click it.

Google:
"world news daily report wiki"

...if you need to be told the obvious:

"World News Daily Report (WNDR) is a satirical fake news website,"

It was pretty obviously fake at the twenty five gallons part. Two gallons would be an astonishing gastronomical feat, twenty five is absurd.

 

[NAC4EV]

 

[Ichinisan]

https://www.reddit.com/r/retrogaming/comments/b3hb8r

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Relaxing? No. A melancholy reminder if one's age? Yes.