Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[shortylickens]

Not a redneck playpen toy?

That has dog bones.

 

[Slew Foot]

Not a redneck playpen toy?

Panties are 12 sizes too small

 

[Chaotic42]

 

[lxskllr]

I don't believe him.

 

[KMFJD]

https://i.imgur.com/qPvlc91.gifv

 

[KMFJD]

 

[Paratus]

Guess this competes with booty sweat.

 

[ultimatebob]

Hey KMFJD, you’ve been nominated for a Coolcoin for your awesome image posts. Please send me a PM if you want to collect it!

 

[KMFJD]

 

[ImpulsE69]

Pussy isn't from the UK. It's been out for 3-4 years. It kind of tastes like carbonated grapefruit juice <bleh>

 

[Chaotic42]

 

[SKORPI0]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10216989837928242

 

[shortylickens]

https://i.imgur.com/zZhcfXI.gifv

 

[purbeast0]

^ These kind of videos are what we need a thumbsdown button for.

EDIT:

Damnit shorty, not yours, SCORPIO's.

 

[William Gaatjes]

Spoiler: What?

As in the resemblance between "Planck" and "plank" with the latter often being synonymous with "board"?

Oh I see that word translates to shelf in your Dutch. Well in American English "plank" is practically the same. It's not often used to describe a shelf in particular, but is often used to mean a board or piece of wood. It has other definitions not related entirely to lumber, but it is commonly associated with a wooden board.

Spoiler

Indeed.
The dutch word plank sounds exaclty the same as the name planck in dutch.

I never knew the American English word for plank existed.
I learned something today.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Thebobo]

 

[esquared]

When a convenience store robbery goes wrong...

 

[Zanovar]

When a convenience store robbery goes wrong...

That was kind of pathetic.it get funnier the more watches:

 

[shortylickens]

I keep forgetting the average criminal is a moron.

 

[Thebobo]

When a convenience store robbery goes wrong...

Lol amazing that cop has some patience, good for him.

 

[Zanovar]

Lol amazing that cop has some patience, good for him.

Oh come cone now,a police officer would never do that.

 

[Thebobo]

Oh come cone now,a police officer would never do that.

In the USA he probably would of shot the kid.

 

[Zanovar]

In the USA he probably would of shot the kid.

 

[highland145]

Oh come cone now,a police officer would never do that.

They was white.