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Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

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Ns1 said:
I gotta believe I'd have a better walk on than this.

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Thats pretty much what I imagined a professional video gamer to look like
 
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked a store clerk, "In what aisle could I find the Newfie sausage?”

The shop assistant asks, "Are you from Newfoundland ?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something, if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The store clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then because I asked for Newfie sausage, why did you ask me if I'm from Newfoundland?”

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
 
deustroop said:
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked a store clerk, "In what aisle could I find the Newfie sausage?”

The shop assistant asks, "Are you from Newfoundland ?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something, if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The store clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then because I asked for Newfie sausage, why did you ask me if I'm from Newfoundland?”

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
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Ok I'm slow I dont get it.... yet
 
Here I am just trying to figure out what the hell that first letter is. Was the cat thinking the same thing? Like... no lady, just stop. Although that's quite the fine "u" there so I figure I'm just not seeing it.
 
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