Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[brianmanahan]

 

[Sonikku]

It's also the worst.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Any moment may be your next.

 

[deustroop]

Don't interrupt. I/m not finished until I'm done.The root cause of unemployment is people out of work.

 

[Gryz]

Not true.
America is the second greatest country.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Not true.
America is the second greatest country.

.... Ok, I know you want to try to bash Texan's and act like they're retarded or whatever, but if anything it's making you look retarded.

First being, Texas was in fact a country at one point - so there is nothing wrong with the statement really since Texas was a republic from 1836 - 1845.

There's also plenty of idiots that still like to talk about Texas seceding as well - but that's a different story.

 

[highland145]

wut?

 

[Ichinisan]

.... Ok, I know you want to try to bash Texan's and act like they're retarded or whatever, but if anything it's making you look retarded.

First being, Texas was in fact a country at one point - so there is nothing wrong with the statement really since Texas was a republic from 1836 - 1845.

There's also plenty of idiots that still like to talk about Texas seceding as well - but that's a different story.

It's more like something a Texan would wear to brag in a sarcastic way. It's a Texas pride thing.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Somebody's got their longhorns in a bunch.

 

[KMFJD]

https://zippy.gfycat.com/ColorlessFoolhardyAmericanindianhorse.webm

 

[highland145]

https://zippy.gfycat.com/ColorlessFoolhardyAmericanindianhorse.webm

If you can't leap high enough to start with, what makes you think it's a good idea to roll it down a hill 1st?

 

[KMFJD]

If you can't leap high enough to start with, what makes you think it's a good idea to roll it down a hill 1st?

No idea, but i do enjoy schadenfreude

 

[Thebobo]

.... Ok, I know you want to try to bash Texan's and act like they're retarded or whatever, but if anything it's making you look retarded.

First being, Texas was in fact a country at one point - so there is nothing wrong with the statement really since Texas was a republic from 1836 - 1845.

There's also plenty of idiots that still like to talk about Texas seceding as well - but that's a different story.

Texas where men are men and sheep are scared! Lol I remember that from Jr High. btw its a joke. But I see the new men's fashions for Texas are out.

Seriously these are being shown as new men's fashion. OMG kill me now.

 

[Fritzo]

 

[Fritzo]

Texas where men are men and sheep are scared! Lol I remember that from Jr High. btw its a joke. But I see the new men's fashions for Texas are out.

Seriously these are being shown as new men's fashion. OMG kill me now.

*RECORD SCRATCH--FREEZE FRAME*

"Yeah...that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here."

 

[KMFJD]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[Drako]

I'm guessing copious amounts of alcohol were involved there.

 

[KMFJD]

 

[Fritzo]

When I was little and had no sense
I stuck my d**k on an electric fence
I screamed and yelled it was such a shock
And now I have a french-fried c**k

-Something I read in a bathroom once

 

[Sonikku]

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Useless without seeing the ending. Dear god people are dumb as fuck.

Things that can only be described with "Hold my beer"

 

[Thebobo]

Fibonacci?

 

[shortylickens]

Texas where men are men and sheep are scared! Lol I remember that from Jr High. btw its a joke. But I see the new men's fashions for Texas are out.

Seriously these are being shown as new men's fashion. OMG kill me now.

I bet you 20 dollars that guy takes it in the butt.