Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[shortylickens]

Bing is not trying

 

[Newbian]

A case of mondays:

 

[destrekor]

 

[shortylickens]

It finally happened, they did it:



https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.kongregate.mobile.officespace.google

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Sonikku]

 

[Paratus]

So I've been watching 30 Rock on Netflix.

Early in the first season they made a comment that could have been taken as a really raunchy joke but I dismissed it as coincidence since the words by themselves weren't necessarily bad.

But then then in season two I saw this.

They totally knew what they were doing.

(Also if you are new enough to the internet don't go searching that term. It's totally NSFW. )

 

[Sonikku]

 

[destrekor]

hmm?

 

[destrekor]

 

[Paratus]

Relevant

 

[destrekor]

So I've been watching 30 Rock on Netflix.

Early in the first season they made a comment that could have been taken as a really raunchy joke but I dismissed it as coincidence since the words by themselves weren't necessarily bad.

But then then in season two I saw this.

They totally knew what they were doing.

(Also if you are new enough to the internet don't go searching that term. It's totally NSFW. )

Or search for that term, just wait until you are home!

 

[shortylickens]

Boop of death:

 

[destrekor]

Boop of death:

"Oh shit! My boop is too much for this little one"

 

[shortylickens]

 

[shortylickens]

this is fairly amusing:


http://imgur.com/mC8Pi2o

 

[Dr. Zaus]

this is fairly amusing:


http://imgur.com/mC8Pi2o

I think we're the ones being punked.

 

[Thebobo]

 

[Thebobo]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=257247321406185

 

[kage69]

 

[CZroe]

If you manage to get both eyes you might stand a chance. Heard about people doing this bare-handedly with other man-eating predators.

 

[Sonikku]

It worked in Attack on Titan and that's good enough for me.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[kage69]

If you manage to get both eyes you might stand a chance. Heard about people doing this bare-handedly with other man-eating predators.

A guy out in Wyoming did it with no knife, back in the 70s or 80s, I forget. He happened upon a big grizz who had already been agitated by some hikers IIRC; instead of running he went on the offensive with his own fucking teeth. He clamped down on the bear's jugular and held on for dear life, until the bear passed out. Then it was branch + skull, until soft.

No steel of any kind involved, as far as I know. How big are those balls? I heard about this guy years ago and it still amazes me every time I think of it. I think he did the moray eel trick, where getting bit instead of recoiling you shove your hand down their gullet and gag what's biting you.

 

[Ns1]

A guy out in Wyoming did it with no knife, back in the 70s or 80s, I forget. He happened upon a big grizz who had already been agitated by some hikers IIRC; instead of running he went on the offensive with his own fucking teeth. He clamped down on the bear's jugular and held on for dear life, until the bear passed out. Then it was branch + skull, until soft.

No steel of any kind involved, as far as I know. How big are those balls? I heard about this guy years ago and it still amazes me every time I think of it.