Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[DesiPower]

 

[Paratus]

 

[Ichinisan]

purbeast0, please make this app.

 

[Ichinisan]

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Sonikku]

STUPID CAT. Why?!

Why didn't you give him your other paw?!?!

Stupid cat...

 

[Ichinisan]

STUPID CAT. Why?!

Why didn't you give him your other paw?!?!

Stupid cat...

Cat must weigh a ton.

 

[PJFrylar]

purbeast0, please make this app.

http://www.slapkirk.com/

It works on mobile as well.

 

[shortylickens]

Cat must weigh a ton.

No no no no no, you're still looking at Amy Schumer.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[dave_the_nerd]

STUPID CAT. Why?!

Why didn't you give him your other paw?!?!

Stupid cat...

Nope.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_righting_reflex

Being held up my one paw hurts. Falling off a building? Cats can deal with that shit. They're fucking ninjas.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[rh71]

That moment when you're trying to report the news but a random chicken flies in.

I don't understand why they don't just play into it and mention something's up. Instead they act like robots and the viewers are even more like "WTF?"

 

[Sonikku]

 

[dave_the_nerd]

I don't understand why they don't just play into it and mention something's up. Instead they act like robots and the viewers are even more like "WTF?"

If she was concentrating on reading a teleprompter, she might have missed the chicken. Some people get pretty oblivious when they're In The Zone.

 

[DesiPower]

Old but gold... Uh

 

[shortylickens]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[John Connor]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[IronWing]

That vest might have spared him a broken rib or two.

 

[destrekor]

That vest might have spared him a broken rib or two.

Vests aren't often padded on the sides of the torso, are they?

 

[IronWing]

Vests aren't often padded on the sides of the torso, are they?

Flotation vests usually are.

 

[DesiPower]

 

[DesiPower]

Potential NSFW, made me laugh pretty hard... (What to do with your opinion)

http://imgur.com/gallery/GHwjf