Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Jodell88]

 

[GagHalfrunt]

If I ever walked into a Genius Bar it would definitely be with something semen-covered. And given the spasms of ecstasy the Apple fanboys demonstrate whenever some new white product with rounded corners comes out, I'm guessing they deal with semen-related issues regularly. Heck, that's probably part of the Genius Bar hiring interview process. "On a scale of 1-to-10, what is your tolerance for semen-encrusted products?"

 

[Charmonium]

Party in the front, zombie apocalypse in the back.

 

[Printer Bandit]

inside job haircut was best

 

[CZroe]

If I ever walked into a Genius Bar it would definitely be with something semen-covered. And given the spasms of ecstasy the Apple fanboys demonstrate whenever some new white product with rounded corners comes out, I'm guessing they deal with semen-related issues regularly. Heck, that's probably part of the Genius Bar hiring interview process. "On a scale of 1-to-10, what is your tolerance for semen-encrusted products?"

Apple refuses to handle anything known to contain bodily fluids. If you are ever going to pay for a liquid damage repair/replacement, don't tell them it fell in the toilet or they will send you away/send it back.

 

[IronWing]

I like the machete whack haircut.

 

[highland145]

Apple refuses to handle anything known to contain bodily fluids. If you are ever going to pay for a liquid damage repair/replacement, don't tell them it fell in the toilet or they will send you away/send it back.

We do not want to know what toilet you dropped your junk in.

Thanks.

 

[CZroe]

We do not want to know what toilet you dropped your junk in.

Thanks.

I only know from repairing iPhones.

I did ruin my 16GB white iPhone 3G when making a coast to coast ride on my motorcycle in 2008. Somehow my jacket pockets filled with water even though my pants were still dry.

 

[highland145]

I did ruin my 16GB white iPhone 3G when making a coast to coast ride on my motorcycle in 2008. Somehow my jacket pockets filled with water even though my pants were still dry.

Brag post....

 

[Sonikku]

 

[master_shake_]

suits the wrong colour.

 

[Imp]

Wonder what that is... if it's concrete dust or some sort of fracking product, enjoy the lung cancer?

 

[Newbian]

 

[Howard]

Haven't they heard of silicosis?

 

[John Connor]

Must have seen EVERY episode 15 damn times! I watch Cartoon Network's [adult swim] on a nightly basis.

 

[John Connor]

suits the wrong colour.

Just a friendly all-American announcement.

It's COLOR! not colour.

 

[John Connor]

Be funnier if it was lucky charms. :sneaky:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNEvSOx7j4A

 

[KMFJD]

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Must have seen EVERY episode 15 damn times! I watch Cartoon Network's [adult swim] on a nightly basis.

Did they do a live action episode or is that just the porn parody?

 

[skimple]

I'm kind of sick of Trump jokes, but this made me LOL.

 

[Jodell88]

 

[John Connor]

Did they do a live action episode or is that just the porn parody?

I don't know where that clip came from. I never seen it before. The only live clip I seen on [adult swim] was with ATHF.

 

[Ns1]

9.25/10 for the landing.

 

[Ns1]

lol @Jodell88 haircut pics

 

[KMFJD]