Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Brian Stirling]

If that was real, bunny-finger man wouldn't be here anymore

Hell, even if this is a fake, and it probably is, the guy has probably already been used to sight in an anti aircraft gun.


Brian

 

[Newbian]

 

[SAWYER]

 

[TwiceOver]

 

[Imp]

Wal-Mart fight made the news. What the effing eff?

 

[shortylickens]

white chicks on spring break with Coronas.

Dude KNOWS he's gettin laid!

 

[SAWYER]

 

[xBiffx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCaEjQiaHkU

 

[bigi]

 

[gevorg]

C+=: The World's First Feminist Programming language

C+= (pronounced either C-plus-Equality, or See Equality) is a feminist programming language, created to smash the toxic Patriarchy that is inherent in and that permeates all current computer programming languages.

 

[ImpulsE69]

C+=: The World's First Feminist Programming language

Someone had way too much time on their hands. That isn't funny, it is just sad :/

 

[Ruptga]

Someone had way too much time on their hands. That isn't funny, it is just sad :/

I giggled a little when I saw their homepage.

 

[Jodell88]

 

[pauldun170]

C+=: The World's First Feminist Programming language

Instead of "running" a program, which implies thin privilege and pressure to "work out", programs are "given birth". After birth, a program rolls for a 40% chance of executing literally as the code is written, 40% of being "psychoanalytically incompatible", and 40% of executing by a metaphorical epistemology the order of the functions found in main().

Social Integration

No work done is worthwhile if your friends and followers don't know about it. That's why C+= is heavily socially integrated at its core.

• In addition to yell(), C+= also provides tweet(), fbShare(), tumblrBlog(), and redditSteal() for a diverse social experience of coding output.
• Our upcoming Inherpreter 2.0, an LLVM frontend, is going to feature full Social API integration. You must now log in to one of the many social networks before any coding is possible. You can also chat with your friends and like() their social code as you code.
• Posting or hosting on GitHub, BitBucket, or Google Code is strictly prohibited as these hosting services, self-proclaimed "social coding hub", are actually deeply misogynistic and refuses to host the code of C+=. Any C+= code hosted on GitHub, Bitbucket, and Google Code will automatically trigger all of tweet(), fbShare(), tumblrBlog(), and redditSteal() functions to yell() about GitHub's, BitBuckets', and Google Code's misogyny, and will not stop until any onlooking coders (those who starred or followed the repo) are all named, shamed, exposed, doxxed, fired, lynched, castrated, fired again, and lynched.

There is to be no encapsulation: don't tell me to protect my members, tell other functions not to access them!

This is awesome

 

[OCNewbie]

Hell, even if this is a fake, and it probably is, the guy has probably already been used to sight in an anti aircraft gun.


Brian

Haha! true

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Someone had way too much time on their hands. That isn't funny, it is just sad :/

"bi"Binary

The non hetero/cis normative logic we've been looking for!

 

[Skel]

C+=: The World's First Feminist Programming language

I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry at this.. I did smile at this though.

<li class="L75">// Remember to check your privilege. Always.<li class="L76"> PrivilegeCheck().<li class="L77">// "std" is sooooo old-fashioned. we use "sti" nowadays.<li class="L78">//cout should be removed immediately as the two letters "co" obviously represent the beginning of a phallus.<li class="L79"> sti::cout of_the_following "Hello, feminists!\n". //Frankly I feel that line escape codes could be problematic<li class="L80">ENDMISOGYNY.

 

[xBiffx]

C+=: The World's First Feminist Programming language

 

[RampantAndroid]

C+=: The World's First Feminist Programming language

// The whole idea of main() is frankly Oppressive, in an ideal
// world there would be no main() or subroutine(), only me()
// Edit: Luckily, we now have womain(), but I still think me() is better
xe womain() //the alphabet "m" should be banned because it reminds me of the word "man"

Oooohkay.

 

[rudeguy]

 

[Jodell88]

This was preceding that

 

[xBiffx]

This was preceding that

Obviouly post 45872 comes before post 46070.

 

[Jodell88]

Obviouly post 45872 comes before post 46070.

I know it was a repost. The timing of it was too good though. 😛

 

[Jodell88]

 

[KMFJD]