Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[SlowSpyder]

Wisconsin man... not me

 

[SlowSpyder]

The bible says 1000 different things about judging. That's what happens when hundreds of different schizophrenic psychopaths try to interpret 5000 year old fairy tales.

This video is kind of funny, if it weren't so sad how stupid sheeple are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql__wFPp-Mc

And of course this has made it's rounds already, but still a fun one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs

 

[Jodell88]

 

[TurtleCrusher]

That third picture... I love it and not just for the kitty!

 

[master_shake_]

Wisconsin man... not me

fucks given?!

ZERO!

 

[SamQuint]

You can totally see someone threw the cat through the snow. The cat looks all confused and you see a hand or head briefly.

 

[Stopsignhank]

I laughed at this!!

Then I noticed that it is being played backwards like that scene in Top Secret.

 

[disappoint]

 

[highland145]

She liked it.


Bought season tickets with VIP passes.....12 of them.

 

[Puppies04]

 

[Jodell88]

 

[shortylickens]

TRUE!

Now what the fuck does that have to do with a personal ad?

 

[RampantAndroid]

TRUE!

Now what the fuck does that have to do with a personal ad?

She's...being witty? Or calling herself a slut? Dunno.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

A key that can open many locks is a master key. A lock that is opened by many keys is just a shitty lock.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

A key that can open many locks is a master key. A lock that is opened by many keys is just a shitty lock.

I will use this next time I see a slut-walk. Also, Guys are NOT upset about sluts... unless they are trying to impress a woman. A great deal of anti-woman aggression is social-sexual competition.


One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take
my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to a burned-out
warehouse. "Oh, oh," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and
cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke.

I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
-- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

 

[yhelothar]

Females of almost all species are the choosers of mates, not males. When it is the female that needs to bear young for a length of time while a male can easily inseminate thousands of females, it only makes sense that the women are the choosers of mates. Thus it is the women that needs to use their discretion on who is the most fit of the mates.

 

[Puppies04]

Thus it is the women that needs to use their discretion on who is the most fit of the mates.

Or alcohol.....alcohol works too.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[rsbennett00]

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This is not the babe thread.
admin allisolm

 

[Fritzo]

 

[raasco]

 

[PottedMeat]

...see when a group of guys run a train on another individual...

 

[Atomic Playboy]

That's a quote from Jim Jefferies, the Australian stand-up comedian. It's from his special "I Swear to God" which is absolutely killer; everyone should watch it. It's got one of my absolute favorite jokes of all time in it.

 

[Nograts]

Is there a thing I'm missing? Because if not myself and my other self approve of this message.

Admin deleted the pic, so the quote has to go too. - AT mod DAPUNISHER