Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Fritzo]

LOL,

Obligatory Larry David:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koOiHvn3UDc

That clip always bugs me because he puts a huge chip in that granite countertop with that knife, and that doesn't look like it's a set

 

[WelshBloke]

Oh... I was also puzzled, but only thought was the tail looked like wang.

I just thought it was a crappy Tigger. :/

 

[eits]

http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/1...anity-were-actually-surprised-to-receive-sht/

i haven't laughed that hard in a while.

 

[MongGrel]

That deserved it

 

[MongGrel]

http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/1...anity-were-actually-surprised-to-receive-sht/

i haven't laughed that hard in a while.

Heh, pet rock ?

I can't say much I guess, still want to strangle the wife over her useless Beanie Baby collection.

 

[lxskllr]

Heh, pet rock ?

I can't say much I guess, still want to strangle the wife over her useless Beanie Baby collection.

I had fun collecting the TeenieBeanieBabies from McDonalds. After awhile, I thought "WTF do I have all these things?!", and I started giving them away as party favors for my daughter's parties. I saved a couple I especially liked, but I don't have many anymore.

 

[BudAshes]

I had fun collecting the TeenieBeanieBabies from McDonalds. After awhile, I thought "WTF do I have all these things?!", and I started giving them away as party favors for my daughter's parties. I saved a couple I especially liked, but I don't have many anymore.

So I'm guessing your testicles are kept safely in your wife's purse at all times?

 

[MongGrel]

So I'm guessing your testicles are kept safely in your wife's purse at all times?

You don't sweat the little things if you're on a third wife and your happy and that one has made you happy 20+ years, at least in my case.

 

[lxskllr]

So I'm guessing your testicles are kept safely in your wife's purse at all times?

Hope not. I haven't been with her for 15 years :^D

 

[MongGrel]

Hope not. I haven't been with her for 15 years :^D

I hate usually when people say this, but well played

 

[TurtleCrusher]

What the fuck is supposed to be funny or interesting about this? Retard.

You mad.

 

[IronWing]

True story: Agnes Moorehead was my grandma's English teacher.

 

[Ruptga]

You mad.

What ever happened to the Scholzpdx that was occasionally clever and not a completely self-destructive troll?

 

[halik]

This thread has funny, cool, or interesting pictures. That one is not supposed to be funny. Basically, the Bill Watterson refused to merchandize "Calvin and Hobbs" so you can't legally buy what she has no matter how much money you throw at it. It looks like she (or someone generous) made something cool and amazingly accurate.

Ohhhhhh, didn't get the context. Neat!

 

[TurtleCrusher]

What ever happened to the Scholzpdx that was occasionally clever and not a completely self-destructive troll?

Lol, never that clever and I'm not trolling. If you can't find a shred of humor out of it, you're taking it too seriously.

 

[Pulsar]

Lol, never that clever and I'm not trolling. If you can't find a shred of humor out of it, you're taking it too seriously.

Yeah. Because what happened on 9/11 is easy to take too seriously.

Ass.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Yeah. Because what happened on 9/11 is easy to take too seriously.

Ass.

Blame the government, not the joke homie.

But that's a whole 'nother thread.

 

[Jeeebus]

not to take this too far off topic (is that possible in the Hume thread?), but 9/11 jokes do exist and some of them are funny, but the nonsense Schlong posted was not funny, intelligent, witty, or any other adjective you want to use along with those.

I guess if I was 13 - 14 and mildly retarded from huffing paint fumes, the splicing of some random cartoon with the plane hitting the tower might be funny, but alas I am not. And I regularly giggle at fart jokes/words that sound dirty, so I don't think I'm setting the bar too high here.

 

[Jeff7]

It's nothing a pair of tin snips and cable cutters can't handle.

 

[Jodell88]

 

[shortylickens]

Somebody made a random meme generator:

 

[SAWYER]

 

[Fritzo]

Chances are you see countless people texting everywhere you go. You may even catch a glimpse of one of those private messages, but don't think much of it. That wasn't the case for one man at a football game this past Thanksgiving, who exposed a scandal he saw happen right in front of him.

According to the football fan's Facebook post (which has gone viral and is also making rounds on Reddit), he was sitting behind a pregnant woman and her significant other. The woman kept on texting throughout the game and, from what he could see, was telling a person named Jason how much she wished she was with him instead. Every time her significant other approached her, she quickly put the phone away, further confirming the suspicions of the fan, known as "Lye."

He explains in his post what he did next to alert the pregnant woman's companion: "Being the man that I am, I couldn't help it… I had to write him a little note and on his way out after the game was done, I simply waited for him to exit and stopped him in front of his woman and handed it to him."

That note said: "Hey bro, I don't know you and you don't know me. When you get home check your girl's phone. She's been texting 'Jason' saying she wishes she had been with him all day! Take care. Wish you the best Happy Thanksgiving and #ChiveOn!"

What happened after the boyfriend received the note is unknown, but Lye's actions are still causing controversy online, with users claiming he had no business meddling and that his "note" could make the pregnant woman a victim of domestic abuse. He responded to those claims saying, "I doubt any woman who fears getting beat by her husband will speak that way and degrade him like she did or spend over 20 minutes texting the next man RIGHT BESIDE her 'abusive' man."

Either way, Lye says he has no regrets.

 

[biostud]

 

[Drako]

Happy Hanukkah