Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[manimal]

those beaked doctors mask are the most terrifying thing I have seen in a while. CREEEEEPY

 

[mcurphy]

I found out this thread will be automatically closed at 41501 posts. Why do we have these rules?

Well, it was fun while it lasted! :'(

 

[highland145]

Give and lend are not the same thing

Some of my customers don't get that.

 

[manimal]

Some of my customers don't get that.

thats what baseball bats used to be for but those pesky laws prevent that now.

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[TurtleCrusher]

I literally would've laughed my tits off if they locked it.

 

[Greenman]

I literally would've laughed my tits off if they locked it.

Pics?

 

[shortylickens]

 

[MongGrel]

Are you ready Steve?
"Uh huh"
Andy?
"Yeah"
Mick?
"Okay"
Alright fellas, lets go!

I've been putting it off myself a bit but it's still popped into my head since then.

Off to YouTube.

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA

DUH
DUH DUH
DUH DUH

 

[Ichinisan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvDw9LRcA7I

 

[DesiPower]

rofl

 

[highland145]

thats what baseball bats used to be for but those pesky laws prevent that now.

Only good for baseballs...I went to axe replacement handles. Only a few bucks.

 

[DesiPower]

CHINESE HOSPITALS INSTALL HANDS-FREE SPERM EXTRACTORS

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/...st_chinese_hospitals_install_hands_free_sperm

Dear Aetna - please

I hope the displacement is adjustable... seemes executive for the demographic.

 

[DesiPower]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvDw9LRcA7I

wow, thumbs up for the effort... that a lot of work

 

[Ruptga]

I hope the displacement is adjustable... seemes executive for the demographic.

You autocorrect what now?

 

[chimaxi83]

An oldie but a goodie:

 

[shortylickens]

 

[shortylickens]

 

[mcurphy]

And he only bought 5, which was still cheaper than retail for just one! I am guessing that is all they had in stock at the time

 

[Fritzo]

I hope the displacement is adjustable... seemes executive for the demographic.

That "Sperm extractor" is actually something from a Japanese trade show. Made-up headline.

Anyway, my cookies taste funny:

 

[runzwithsizorz]

Your cat is seriously cute.

My cat farts on his brother and laughs, "seriously".
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/runzwithsizorz/P5110542.JPG

 

[KeithTalent]

That's awesome. :awe:

KT

 

[Jodell88]

Det Cord vs Bullet

 

[skyking]

That's cool right there! My dad was a powder man for a while. He brought home some cool stuff and had stories.

 

[biostud]