Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[rsbennett00]

I always liked the one about the guy who wouldn't call for help because he didn't want to pay $0.25 to use the pay phone nearby.

(This was of course before cell phones.)

Umm, hasn't 911 always been free from pay phones?

 

[shortylickens]

Umm, hasn't 911 always been free from pay phones?

the joke isnt funny that way.

 

[Train]

Umm, hasn't 911 always been free from pay phones?

even before 911, dial 0 on a payphone to get an operator, ask for police.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Aside from bullshit, where is the funny?

What's bullshit about the first law of thermodynamics?

 

[Jodell88]

 

[dank69]

And do what with it? There's no much there.

Add some hair gel.

 

[rsbennett00]

Add some hair gel.

Is that a fetish I'm unaware of? I thought I knew them all.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[SagaLore]

Would have saved another $200 by just saying "DIED".

 

[Imp]

Would have saved another $200 by just saying "DIED".

Could have saved $50 by saying "DED".

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Could have saved $50 by saying "DED".

Could have saved thousands by just towing the body off shore and dumping it.

 

[Imp]

Could have saved thousands by just towing the body off shore and dumping it.

No, then you need to get a boat... Don't bother claiming it. Make it the government's problem = save all.

 

[runzwithsizorz]

No, then you need to get a boat... Don't bother claiming it. Make it the government's problem = save all.

Government hangs the bill on the next of kin, and they are very good at collecting!

 

[dank69]

Is that a fetish I'm unaware of? I thought I knew them all.

 

[rsbennett00]

Whoa, is that from something? That's some crazy hair gel.

 

[Gibsons]

Whoa, is that from something? That's some crazy hair gel.

Something about Mary. Not gel....

 

[Regs]

Youngsters just don't know these movies.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Whoa, is that from something? That's some crazy hair gel.

it's cum.

NEVER STOP GOING BIG DICK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NctFetyrwW4

 

[rsbennett00]

Youngsters just don't know these movies.

Ah, yeah, never saw it. I'm only 38.

 

[xBiffx]

Umm, hasn't 911 always been free from pay phones?

That's part of the joke. I mean, if you are trying to jab Jews, why in the hell would you use Einstein to do it?

 

[xBiffx]

Could have saved $50 by saying "DED".

Would have saved a lot by just using ↑ and ↓.

 

[norseamd]

Ah, yeah, never saw it. I'm only 38.

The movie is only from the 90s. I never saw it at all either so no problem.

 

[rsbennett00]

The movie is only from the 90s. I never saw it at all either so no problem.

I see it's a ben stiller movie. I've pretty much always avoided him except for tropic thunder.

 

[xBiffx]

I see it's a ben stiller movie. I've pretty much always avoided him except for tropic thunder.

Zoolander, best Stiller ever!

Magnum:

 

[rsbennett00]

Zoolander, best Stiller ever!

Magnum:

Zoolander? Seriously or are you being sarcastic? If serious, as good as tropic thunder?

Magnum P.I. ?