shortylickens
No Lifer
- Jul 15, 2003
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what kind of sorcery is that
what kind of sorcery is that
Fucking opposable thumbs.So many animals have what we would call superpowers.
We got the shit end of the deal. Yeah we got the fancy things, but look at us! I mean come on, look at us, the warring man-apes with so-called brains who can build fancy things but seems to rather fancy tearing everything apart.
Massive jaws, potent toxins, color-changing abilities, molecular-level grip on limbs for wall-climbing, etc.
We're a boring smart creature - we'll probably be outclassed by the first aliens we meet.![]()
This has been posted before, but it's still cool: Mantis ShrimpSo many animals have what we would call superpowers.
We got the shit end of the deal. Yeah we got the fancy things, but look at us! I mean come on, look at us, the warring man-apes with so-called brains who can build fancy things but seems to rather fancy tearing everything apart.
Massive jaws, potent toxins, color-changing abilities, molecular-level grip on limbs for wall-climbing, etc.
We're a boring smart creature - we'll probably be outclassed by the first aliens we meet.![]()
That's gotta be a shop...right?Ok ATOT, who's the silly goose that forgot to tell his girlfriend that you NEVER skip leg day?!
Raccoons, lemurs, monkeys, magnets....Fucking opposable thumbs.![]()
That's gotta be a shop...right?
That's gotta be a shop...right?
