Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[xBiffx]

I can see someone losing a finger from doing that.

Its fairly safe. You're basically breaking the crimping loose that is used to seal the can at the factory. There really aren't any sharp edges like when you cut into a can with an opener.

 

[Puppies04]

One of these days someone is going to hydroplane right out of one of those things.

I decided to give myself a really big shove at the start of a pretty big water slide in Dubai and I swear I didn't touch the first 20-30 feet of the slide. Scared the shit out of me. Went back for another go but I was a little more sensible that time.

 

[MisterJackson]

The second I saw that live, I was thinking it would be all over every NFL site within an hour. It wasn't.

COVERUP

Same exact thought here. "Oh, that's gonna be an awesome GIF here in about 30 minutes!"

 

[Gibsons]

 

[rudeguy]

DUMP

 

[highland145]

DUMP

That's awesome.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[rudeguy]

oh shorty I just want to....

 

[GagHalfrunt]

That's awesome.

Yeah, because people who pay $50 for baseball tickets and $12 for a beer are there to watch some idiot ground crew guy dance.

 

[xBiffx]

Yeah, because people who pay $50 for baseball tickets and $12 for a beer are there to watch some idiot ground crew guy dance.

 

[HN]

Yeah, because people who pay $50 for baseball tickets and $12 for a beer are there to watch some idiot ground crew guy dance.

better than watching grass grow between innings

 

[Oyeve]

Yeah, because people who pay $50 for baseball tickets and $12 for a beer are there to watch some idiot ground crew guy dance.

STFU and laugh.

 

[Puppies04]

Yeah, because people who pay $50 for baseball tickets and $12 for a beer are there to watch some idiot ground crew guy dance.

I was under the impression that people went to all American sports venues to eat huge quantities of hotdogs. I fail to see how he is stopping them.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

STFU and laugh.

Be happy to, the minute I see something amusing to a person with more than one functioning brain cell. A guy dancing with a rake doesn't cut it. Glad it makes you giggle, you must really love shiny things too.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Be happy to, the minute I see something amusing to a person with more than one functioning brain cell. A guy dancing with a rake doesn't cut it. Glad it makes you giggle, you must really love shiny things too.

Shiny things are like the best.

 

[xBiffx]

Be happy to, the minute I see something amusing to a person with more than one functioning brain cell. A guy dancing with a rake doesn't cut it. Glad it makes you giggle, you must really love shiny things too.

 

[highland145]

Leave GH alone. He finished the cornflakes before he know they'd been pissed in.

 

[destrekor]

Be happy to, the minute I see something amusing to a person with more than one functioning brain cell. A guy dancing with a rake doesn't cut it. Glad it makes you giggle, you must really love shiny things too.

why you gotta hate on shiny things.


what, you hate squirrels too?

 

[Drako]

 

[nace186]

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Jodell88]

That's cool.

 

[Sonikku]

Who says Obama doesn't pay down his debts?

 

[Jodell88]

Who says Obama doesn't pay down his debts?

 

[BladeVenom]

Is this too offensive? http://i.imgur.com/sD1QyS3.jpg