Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[biostud]

 

[Jodell88]

Perfectly timed photos brought to you by sports

http://thechive.com/2013/10/28/perfectly-timed-photos-brought-to-you-by-sports-34-photos/

 

[OCNewbie]

This is the best laugh I've had in a long time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEnyJxaxTp8#t

Yikes... I bet she just loves the fact that she goes to sleep every night in the same house as that guy.

 

[BladeVenom]

 

[Anubis]

 

[Shawn]

 

[nace186]

 

[nace186]

 

[yhelothar]

I've seen too many of these pranks to know that this would inevitably end up with the kid kicked in the face.

 

[shortylickens]

Needs brazzers logo.

 

[OCNewbie]

Needs brazzers logo.

haha

Did you see the one with the dog getting sprayed in the mouth with the hose that got converted into a Brazzers one?

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

 

[Printer Bandit]

^ nipple no no.

 

[Drako]

^ nipple no no.

Enhance 224 to 176.

Enhance. Stop.

Move in. Stop.

Pull out, track right. Stop.

Center and pull back. Stop.

Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Enhance 34 to 36.

Pan right or-and pull back. Stop.

Ugh. Delete.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

^ nipple no no.

You must have better eyes than me. I see none.

 

[Drako]

You must have better eyes than me. I see none.

You are not enhancing correctly. See above post for directions.

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

Enhance 224 to 176.

Enhance. Stop.

Move in. Stop.

Pull out, track right. Stop.

Center and pull back. Stop.

Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Enhance 34 to 36.

Pan right or-and pull back. Stop.

Ugh. Delete.

bwahahahahah. Obscure quote. I like it.

 

[Fritzo]

Enhance 224 to 176.

Enhance. Stop.

Move in. Stop.

Pull out, track right. Stop.

Center and pull back. Stop.

Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Enhance 34 to 36.

Pan right or-and pull back. Stop.

Ugh. Delete.

 

[Drako]

Ah, Zhora!

 

[CZroe]

bwahahahahah. Obscure quote. I like it.

Blade Runner is not "obscure."

 

[OCNewbie]

Blade Runner is not "obscure."

Blade what?

 

[highland145]

lololol

Blade what?

Ban. Immediately.

😛

 

[KidNiki1]

Enhance 224 to 176.

Enhance. Stop.

Move in. Stop.

Pull out, track right. Stop.

Center and pull back. Stop.

Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Enhance 34 to 36.

Pan right or-and pull back. Stop.

Ugh. Delete.

awesome! :thumbsup:

 

[PottedMeat]

Blade what?

he say brade runna

 

[Gibsons]

sometimes xkcd really speaks to me