Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[sdifox]

such a bad idea...

 

[xSauronx]

this is why i dont
A - post relationship status on facebook
B - have my friends as facebook friends (i blocked them when i signed up)

 

[xBiffx]

this is why i dont
have anything to do with Facebook

Fixed.

 

[tommo123]

He's wearing claws from the Vampire vs. Zombie episode of Deadliest Warrior.

not sure on that. think that's knife work

 

[alkemyst]

B - have my friends as facebook friends (i blocked them when i signed up)

dafuq?

 

[chimaxi83]

this is why i dont
A - post relationship status on facebook
B - have my friends as facebook friends (i blocked them when i signed up)

Don't want your friends to tell the public how much of an in the closet, mom's basement dweller you are?

 

[Coalfax]

Ok, now THAT is a pic full of win!

Labyrinth... I wonder if the kids in that pic even saw the movie.

 

[Theb]

this is why i dont
A - post relationship status on facebook
B - have my friends as facebook friends (i blocked them when i signed up)

So who are your friends on Facebook then?

 

[Jodell88]

 

[nace186]

 

[ch33zw1z]

wow, hardcore.

 

[xBiffx]

Gaydar is pegged. If its not the dancing, the shoe rack is a dead giveaway.

 

[alkemyst]

wow, hardcore.

Full story: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Glass

The Wrestle

Near the forks of the Grand River in present-day Perkins County, in August 1823, while scouting ahead of his trading partners for game for the expedition's larder, Glass surprised a grizzly bear mother with her two cubs. Before he could fire his rifle, the bear charged, picked him up, and threw him to the ground. Glass got up, grappled for his knife, and fought back, stabbing the animal repeatedly as the grizzly raked him time and again with her claws.

Glass managed to kill the bear with help from his trapping partners, Fitzgerald and Bridger, but was left badly mauled and unconscious. Henry (who was also with them) became convinced the man would not survive his injuries.

Henry asked for two volunteers to stay with Glass until he died, and then bury him. Bridger (then 19 years old) and Fitzgerald stepped forward, and as the rest of the party moved on, began digging his grave.[citation needed] Later claiming that they were interrupted in the task by an attack by "Arikaree"[citation needed] Indians, the pair grabbed Glass's rifle, knife, and other equipment, and took flight. Bridger and Fitzgerald incorrectly reported to Henry that Glass had died.

The Odyssey to Fort Kiowa
Despite his injuries, Glass regained consciousness. He did so only to find himself abandoned, without weapons or equipment, suffering from a broken leg, the cuts on his back exposing bare ribs, and all his wounds festering. Glass lay mutilated and alone, more than 200 miles (320 km) from the nearest American settlement at Fort Kiowa on the Missouri.

In one of the more remarkable treks known to history, Glass set his own leg, wrapped himself in the bear hide his companions had placed over him as a shroud, and began crawling. To prevent gangrene, Glass laid his wounded back on a rotting log and let the maggots eat the dead flesh.

Deciding that following the Grand River would be too dangerous because of hostile Indians, Glass crawled overland south toward the Cheyenne River. It took him six weeks to reach it.

Glass survived mostly on wild berries and roots. On one occasion he was able to drive two wolves from a downed bison calf, and feast on the meat. Reaching the Cheyenne, he fashioned a crude raft and floated down the river, navigating using the prominent Thunder Butte landmark. Aided by friendly natives who sewed a bear hide to his back to cover the exposed wounds as well as providing him with food and a couple of weapons to defend himself, Glass eventually reached the safety of Fort Kiowa.

After a long recuperation, Glass set out to track down and avenge himself against Bridger and Fitzgerald. When he found Bridger, on the Yellowstone near the mouth of the Bighorn River, Glass spared him, purportedly because of Bridger's youth. When he found Fitzgerald, he discovered that Fitzgerald had joined the United States Army, Glass purportedly restrained himself because the consequence of killing a U.S. soldier was death. However, he did recover his lost rifle.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I'd like to buy that dog a drink. Or a Milk-Bone, whatever.

 

[thescreensavers]

 

[alkemyst]

???

Because it's in the no parking lane?

I live in Palm Beach County.

 

[thescreensavers]

^ its in the fire lane, just amusing

 

[IronWing]

^ its in the fire lane, just amusing

That's what the fire lane is for.

 

[shortylickens]

Realistically, wouldnt the borg have declared them useless, and removed the massive things?

 

[OCNewbie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdGX5t8TCWc

Awesome Ahnold impression!

 

[phucheneh]

^ its in the fire lane, just amusing

I think someone needs to invent the quintuple-facepalm or something for this post.

One time I saw a handicapped guy in a handicapped spot.

Sometimes busses stop at bus stops.

 

[BladeVenom]

 

[Jeff7]

<GIF>

I think that would introduce a new to-do list for the day:

new pair of underwear
new pair of pants
clean or reupholster car seat
go home and fuck significant other or nearest stranger - on account of celebrating life. Should be able to get away with banging a stranger anyway - death and/or a bad day must surely not be on the cards for that driver... it must mean it's a day to get away with anything.
hell, rob a bank or something. after, of course, changing pants.

If you find yourself the right stranger, you might not have to.

:sneaky:

 

[KeithTalent]

Haha!

Beautiful pussy though.

KT

 

[SKORPI0]

Realistically, wouldnt the borg have declared them useless, and removed the massive things?

One is for main use, the other is for backup.
Redundancy for such a critical "part". The Borg won't be perfect without them. :biggrin: