Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[BladeVenom]

Maybe FAP isn't the best name for a mattress company.

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Howard]

I lol'd. The ragdoll physics in this are beyond compare.

 

[Shawn]

Starts out funny, but TBH, it's still a little depressing. Crazy to think that happened just a couple years ago. They are still dealing with Fukushima and will be for decades.

No kidding. No way that car could outrun that.

 

[alkemyst]

Put your dog and wife in the trunk of your car and drive around for an hour.

Then open the trunk and see which one is excited to see you.

You do realize you have peanut butter on your nuts, right. Please put on pants at least.

 

[Imp]

If he got a hole in one, I wonder if the rake handler could be charged with sodomy/rape...

 

[Ichinisan]

If he got a hole in one, I wonder if the rake handler could be charged with sodomy/rape...

Pitchfork.

 

[nace186]

 

[halik]

Telekinetic Coffee Shop Surprise

The acting was the worst part...

 

[Imp]

Pitchfork.

Pitchforks can rake things🙂.

 

[Fritzo]

The acting was the worst part...

...because all viral videos should star academy award winners.

 

[leeland]

]

WOW!

 

[destrekor]

WOW!

I think that would introduce a new to-do list for the day:

new pair of underwear
new pair of pants
clean or reupholster car seat
go home and fuck significant other or nearest stranger - on account of celebrating life. Should be able to get away with banging a stranger anyway - death and/or a bad day must surely not be on the cards for that driver... it must mean it's a day to get away with anything.
hell, rob a bank or something. after, of course, changing pants.

 

[Brian Stirling]

I think that would introduce a new to-do list for the day:

new pair of underwear
new pair of pants
clean or reupholster car seat
go home and fuck significant other or nearest stranger - on account of celebrating life. Should be able to get away with banging a stranger anyway - death and/or a bad day must surely not be on the cards for that driver... it must mean it's a day to get away with anything.
hell, rob a bank or something. after, of course, changing pants.

100% correct!

Holy fuck that was scary!!!


Brian

 

[KaOTiK]

haha
Reminds me of my first job at a grocery store. I was a bagger at the time and I remember hearing the intercom come up and the dairy guy is like, we have a clean up on isle 18, 17, and going into 16 LOL
I turned right around and went outside to get carts and took my sweet as time. Later I found out the milk pallet he brought out tipped over hahah

 

[Shawn]

 

[Shawn]

 

[clamum]

lol, what is this from?

 

[tommo123]

deadliest warriors

 

[RaistlinZ]

Note to self...never piss off a guy with a knife. D:

 

[John Connor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdGX5t8TCWc

 

[Fritzo]

That's something my mother-in-law would do.

 

[dougp]

Note to self...never piss off a guy with a knife. D:

He's wearing claws from the Vampire vs. Zombie episode of Deadliest Warrior.

 

[MontyAC]

 

[MontyAC]