Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[KeithTalent]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=536_1381026529

Ha, the video is even better. Love the ping pong ball and the random dude walking through at the end.

KT

 

[shortylickens]

 

[BudAshes]

The person that was able to convince that girl to hold those paddles must have some kind of mind-control-superpowers.

I hear there's a nigerian prince with several million dollars that needs your help...

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Gibsons]

 

[highland145]

Clean up isle 9. The shelves are drunk again.

 

[kage69]

The person that was able to convince that girl to hold those paddles must have some kind of mind-control-superpowers.

That guy def has skills. Throwing a blade and getting it to slice laterally like that is no small feat. Those don't even look like throwing knives.

And the girl has a big brass pair of Thatchers (lady balls) being on the receiving end. Doesn't even look like she blinks.

Makes me think of Gangs of New York. One more time for the sweet souvenir!

 

[Gibsons]

 

[Sho'Nuff]

A little low brow, but funny

 

[KlokWyze]

Starts out funny, but TBH, it's still a little depressing. Crazy to think that happened just a couple years ago. They are still dealing with Fukushima and will be for decades.

 

[Fritzo]

All of that booze....THE HORROR D:

 

[Fritzo]

I have performance anxiety caused by this. My dog is a giant pain in the ass. She's very protective of my wife, and if my wife starts really "getting into it", the dog thinks I'm hurting her and starts biting me. If I lock her out of our room, she can hear what's going and and starts barking and scratching the door (which in turn alerts the kids of what's going on).

 

[highland145]

I have performance anxiety caused by this. My dog is a giant pain in the ass. She's very protective of my wife, and if my wife starts really "getting into it", the dog thinks I'm hurting her and starts biting me. If I lock her out of our room, she can hear what's going and and starts barking and scratching the door (which in turn alerts the kids of what's going on).

That bitch.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I have performance anxiety caused by this. My dog is a giant pain in the ass. She's very protective of my wife, and if my wife starts really "getting into it", the dog thinks I'm hurting her and starts biting me. If I lock her out of our room, she can hear what's going and and starts barking and scratching the door (which in turn alerts the kids of what's going on).

Put the dog outside. When she starts barking, tell the kids "Well, guess y'all need to take the dog for a walk." Problem solved.

 

[ch33zw1z]

That dog is on the fast track for a dirt nap, Fritzo.

 

[xBiffx]

I have performance anxiety caused by this. My dog is a giant pain in the ass. She's very protective of my wife, and if my wife starts really "getting into it", the dog thinks I'm hurting her and starts biting me. If I lock her out of our room, she can hear what's going and and starts barking and scratching the door (which in turn alerts the kids of what's going on).

Dog or wife. Choice is yours. You have to shoot one. D:

 

[Fritzo]

Put the dog outside. When she starts barking, tell the kids "Well, guess y'all need to take the dog for a walk." Problem solved.

1) We don't have a fenced yard and she's a house dog. She doesn't like being outside for more than a minute.

2) I'm trying to picture a world where my teenagers would walk a dog...

 

[khon]

I have performance anxiety caused by this. My dog is a giant pain in the ass. She's very protective of my wife, and if my wife starts really "getting into it", the dog thinks I'm hurting her and starts biting me. If I lock her out of our room, she can hear what's going and and starts barking and scratching the door (which in turn alerts the kids of what's going on).

There's a very easy solution to this, just be really bad in bed.

 

[sdifox]

1) We don't have a fenced yard and she's a house dog. She doesn't like being outside for more than a minute.

2) I'm trying to picture a world where my teenagers would walk a dog...

The solution is to ball gag your wife

 

[preslove]

I have performance anxiety caused by this. My dog is a giant pain in the ass. She's very protective of my wife, and if my wife starts really "getting into it", the dog thinks I'm hurting her and starts biting me. If I lock her out of our room, she can hear what's going and and starts barking and scratching the door (which in turn alerts the kids of what's going on).

Buy a fucking dog cage, you god damned moron, lol.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Dog or wife. Choice is yours. You have to shoot one. D:

Put your dog and wife in the trunk of your car and drive around for an hour.

Then open the trunk and see which one is excited to see you.

 

[Newbian]

 

[Newbian]

 

[xBiffx]

Put your dog and wife in the trunk of your car and drive around for an hour.

Then open the trunk and see which one is excited to see you.

ROFLMAO. That is a much more humane solution than mine. Love it!

 

[Imp]

1) We don't have a fenced yard and she's a house dog. She doesn't like being outside for more than a minute.

2) I'm trying to picture a world where my teenagers would walk a dog...

I was thinking you had younger kids who would be too naive to know what mom & pop were "up to"...